I did not fuck my crazy Iranian neighbor.

[Matty]

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Blitty]

Not exactly. She used to be a stripper in Brisbane. She was walking around the kitchen topless in front of my nerdy Asian roommate.

Makes me look pg-13.

 

[Blitty]

Also we put an X pill in each others butt.

Can finally cross that off the bucket list..

 

[Matty]

 

[MrMonkey]

Blitty, why do you think the Man upstairs hasn't given you a real job ...... say the "9 to 5" cliche thing .......

Accept the calling he has for you ....... and at least get paid for having to get dirty!

 

[tullamore]

do 9-5 jobs even exist anymore?

 

[Matty]

do 9-5 jobs even exist anymore?

Ever wonder what causes rush hour?

Common. Vast majority of people work 9-to-5.

Gamelive is not exactly representative of the vast majority of people.

 

[FreeFall]

I took home the craziest chick ever from karaoke last night.

She was a cute aussie Emirates stewardess. We had crazy drug sex all night.

On paper it sounds awesome, but I feel dirty and used this morning. I think she was too slutty and nuts.


What's happening to me boys??

give us more details.

What'd you think of shelving an e pill?

 

[RayRay]

ill wait the extra 15minutes for my shit to kick in...

 

[Matty]

I'll crush and snort to expedite.

Purple boogers FTW

 

[Badnina]

Awww...our little Plommer is growing up

 

[betplom]

if u only want sex, dont waste my time!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13484492


:

 

[Matty]

Go for it plom. She has nice lips.

 

[betplom]

Go for it plom. She has nice lips.

I would but I only wanna fukk. She aint interested in men like that.

 

[Matty]

They all say that.

Let her touch your penis plommeur.

 

[betplom]

Matty I'ma gonna setup a new POF profile using pictures of you.
(We gots plenny)

I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[Matty]

I'm not especially photogenic, or a big e-dating hit. Go with EnglishMike's pic.

 

[roguejuror]

Makes me look pg-13.

at least she'll be on a plane to the other side of the world in a day or two