I did not fuck my crazy Iranian neighbor.

[Blitty]

What's the worst that could happen

 

[PuckOff]

Fatal Attraction....... do you own any bunny rabbits Plommer?

 

[rito]

what has old age turned you into plom. the proper move is fk her, and then move.

 

[betplom]

what has old age turned you into plom. the proper move is fk her, and then move.

I hate to admit what old age has turned me into.

I believe I've mentioned before that I used to fuck crazy broads all the time as a younger man but I always returned them to the mental health hospital when I was done with them.

This broad will be crazy close to me for a while as my neighbor.

I can live without sex, as long as I have access to great porn.

 

[bacon]

Rogie can you 5 star and sticky this please

I really think something good will develop here

 

[RayRay]

plommer, lets get serious for a moment... while at dinner, turn her heat up and see if she sweats enough to change into a tank top or something that will let you know if she has any armpit hair...if she has armpit hair, well, you know what im sayin...then it pound time

 

[betplom]

Ray common u fukk. I'm only into the hairy pussies, I can do without armpit and leg hair on a broad.

Especially if the lights are on when we fukk.

 

[roguejuror]

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene.
I said I don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one?
Who will dance on the floor in the round.

Don't go around breaking young girl's hearts, plomberg.

 

[tullamore]

The girl is definitely into bondage.

 

[roguejuror]

Toshiba LCD, it's a flatscreen.

How many inches you got plom?

 

[betplom]

How many inches you got plom?

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[RayRay]

if she has hairy armpits, you know she has a nice thick hairy bush!

 

[betplom]

How many inches you got plom?

Enough to fill a toilet paper roll?

 

[betplom]

PS: She never showed for dinner.

First the ugly broads stood me up now it's the crazies.

I wonder if I creeped her out by changing into shorts while the movie was playing last night?

 

[roguejuror]

go knock on her door and ask her what happened

 

[reno cool]

the uglies and crazies have too many issues of their own, its not your fault plommer

 

[betplom]

go knock on her door and ask her what happened

the uglies and crazies have too many issues of their own, its not your fault plommer

I'm gonna just save up and get a Windsor hooker.

 

[Matty]

I'm gonna just save up and get a Windsor hooker.

lol