I did not fuck my crazy Iranian neighbor.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Toshiba LCD, it's a flatscreen. Bateman would be proud.

Did she turn on the E! channel?

 

[Teela]

PS: She never showed for dinner.

First the ugly broads stood me up now it's the crazies.

I wonder if I creeped her out by changing into shorts while the movie was playing last night?

Did you do it in front of her and were you wearing panties when you did?

 

[Blitty]

Yes the shorts did it.

Why would you do that?

 

[roguejuror]

is this your style?

 

[betplom]

you guys (and gal) crack me up

 

[PuckOff]

What's the latest Plommer?

 

[betplom]

What's the latest Plommer?

I'm sitting in my shorts on the couch keeping quiet.

Watching Netflix and checking the hockey scores.

No news is good news.

 

[PuckOff]

If she started banging on your door I bet you would answer.

 

[betplom]

If she started banging on your door I bet you would answer.

You would lose that wager, sir.

 

[PuckOff]

Hmmmmm how about this one. I bet you would answer if she started banging on our door.

 

[RayRay]

slap some porn on, real loud...make her think you got a broad over there ... knock over some stuff... let her know what you do when you get stood up for dinner...that food whore

 

[RayRay]

is this your style?

i picture him in these...

 

[reno cool]

Ray knows how a womans mind works

 

[betplom]

slap some porn on, real loud...make her think you got a broad over there ... knock over some stuff... let her know what you do when you get stood up for dinner...that food whore

Yeah, like I said the sex I can do without but depriving me of a meal, that's a big no-no.

 

[betplom]

do those manties come in minion size?

 

[Cami]

 

[Blitty]

I took home the craziest chick ever from karaoke last night.

She was a cute aussie Emirates stewardess. We had crazy drug sex all night.

On paper it sounds awesome, but I feel dirty and used this morning. I think she was too slutty and nuts.


What's happening to me boys??

 

[Cami]

you met your match?