You Live In Your Mother's Basement

[MonkeyF0cker]

MF, anything materializing with the sweet dealer? :

I'll let you know soon.

 

[Badnina]

If we could get Pags here....

well I am too excited at that prospect to continue.

 

[Saulty]

Does this mean Pavy is a faggot? :

Bring your sister to the Bash and she will find out if I'm a faggot you stupid piece of trailer trash.

 

[Blitty]

LOLLOL @ this thread

 

[kato]

this insult was found on youtube

milkmoron (2 days ago) Show Hide +2 Marked as spam
Reply Again with the living in the basement and gay stuff. Admit it to yourself. You need help closet fag.
By the way,there is something you should know. I am your mother and you are grounded. No supper and go to your room. And stop beating off to those muscle man magazines.... my homo son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNFWLyto9wY&feature=PlayList&p=50582A891BDCABC7&index=2

 

[reno cool]

You'd be amazed at how much you can accomplish just by poking everyone with your stick. Out here we call it the Bathhouse technique, just poke away until someone shows interest.

this should go in the quotable posts thread.

 

[Rubyn]

I love everything about this thread. I am a little bit weirded out that you gave away 1/3 of your internet tough guy techniques...but still. Very good say!

 

[Matty]

Should I surmise that you're never going to call me gay again, Breadipoo?

I smell a giant fucking rat.

ink:

 

[roguejuror]

I love everything about this thread. I am a little bit weirded out that you gave away 1/3 of your internet tough guy techniques...but still. Very good say!

1/3

 

[MrMonkey]

Bring your sister to the Bash and she will find out if I'm a faggot you stupid piece of trailer trash.

If I had a sister I wouldn't bring her there as a witness to you porking another man. I believe you! How about we settle on 1/3 fag? Monkey see, monkey do!

Oh by the way my friend, it's a 3 BR, 2.5 BA with game room double-wide on the water! :sukysuky: Do either of these make the 33% man want to come out and play?

 

[Bread]

 

[Mudcat]

Very good article but I don't think enough stress was placed on suggesting your rival is homosexual. It is particularly devastating when combined with wordplay involving their posting name.


Remember to always watch for "ay" sounds. (For example kato can become gayto, Matt Rain can become Matt Gayin').

The "ee" sound can be morphed into queer. (Amby could be Amb-quee. See how devastating that is?)

Anything with a "g" in it can usually be made into a variant of fag. (ex- Fag Juror. Imagine how pwned you would feel if someone got you with that?)

But be creative. Often phonetic links can be found to homo or butt pirate or ass master.



Today's homework assignment. Come up with a crushing nickname for a rival with the posting name RenisLicker

 

[Bread]

Anything with a "g" in it can usually be made into a variant of fag. (ex- Fag Juror. Imagine how pwned you would feel if someone got you with that?)

OK now be honest...you stole this one from wtf's Book of Witticisms, didn't you?

 

[Mudcat]

I did not sir. I probably read about 7 posts by wtf before putting him on ignore. As extensive as my use of the ignore function has been, wtf may hold the record for instantly and positively identifying himself as a pointless cliche.

 

[roguejuror]

moldy do you miss wtf? be honest

and by the way moldy is not an attempt to crush, its a pet name out of love

 

[Bread]

Whatever, Rogue Dorker.

 

[Saulty]

If I had a sister I wouldn't bring her there as a witness to you porking another man. I believe you! How about we settle on 1/3 fag? Monkey see, monkey do!

Oh by the way my friend, it's a 3 BR, 2.5 BA with game room double-wide on the water! :sukysuky: Do either of these make the 33% man want to come out and play?

You call me a faggot once more and either Juror bans you or I'm out of here. Idiot!

 

[roguejuror]

whats this mr monkey v pavy e-fight, i completely miss out when it started :