THE REAL WORLD: “Vegas Dave, whenever you’re ready to join us please do. We are anxiously awaiting your arrival. It’s not pretty here. There is suffering. There is hunger. We are constantly teetering on chaos. Cops in the real world making $22 an hour don’t have the liberty to wait 90 minutes for criminals to calm down and gather their emotions before they’re ready to be transported to jail. There are homes being broken into while the homeowners are busting their ass to make a dollar at work, there are purses and laptops being stolen out of cars parked at gyms, day care centers and parks. There are missing juveniles and elderly people who need to be located. Their loved ones are distraught. There are pregnant women getting beat up by their dead beat boyfriends. Those women need the cops to drag those men off to jail so they can at least have some temporary relief from the abuse”.
“there is suffering”
VEGAS DAVE: “Wah Wah, I want everything handled perfectly!! Wah Wah. I live in my safe little poker world bubble but I know I can handle critical incidents better than all these garbage men with guns! Wah. That man should have been allowed to relax on a mattress on the sidewalk until he was FULLY ready to sit in the back seat of the patrol car. That man is not accountable for ANY of his actions that day!” WAHHHHH
THE REAL WORLD: “Ok, Dave”
