People who jingle the change in their pockets.
People who use the phrases, "The so-and-so's of this world," "It is what it is," and "That's how I roll."
Tabloid magazines.
People who write checks at the grocery store. It's fukking 2010.
MSNBC.
Completely bald cocks. A trim is fine but don't pretend you are 12. It's creepy.