1. Who is the dumbest person you've dated more than once? Must include examples for Oksy.
Dated a girl who classified Limp Bizkit as punk. I told her that it was rap metal, and nothing close to punk. Had a big argument over it.
2. What issue(s) are you most hypocritical about when considering your own political views?
Health care. I don't think the government has the right to tell people they need to buy something (i.e. insurance), but if someone shows up to an emergency room with no insurance and no way to pay, I can't, in good conscience, support them being left to suffer (or die).
3. If you had to work in any store in your local mall what would it be?
The stockroom of some big store, so I didn't have to deal with customers.
4. If you were to describe the worst poverty you've ever seen what would it be?
In person? Nogales, Mexico, I guess. Nothing too extreme.
5. What is the worst thing you've ever said to your mother?
"Fuck you." I still feel kind of bad about it.
6. What was your quickest quickie?
I don't know, a minute? Two?
7. If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
Open borders, but then it isn't feasible to offer any government services. See #2. Tough question.
8. If you were to spend a week alone anywhere without contact with civilisation where would you go?
Great Barrier Reef
9. What was the worst year of your life?
2013, so far.
10. What is the highest price you'd pay for great sex?
Depends how much money I had at the time.
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
Hawaiian. You can get as fat as you want to and still be cool, somehow.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
Absurd hypothetical. But yes.
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
I guess the former, but only if I was allowed to wash my hair in the sink.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Yes.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
In person, so I could make sure we were both drinking first.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
I don't believe in taxation for the sake of taxation.
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Sheltered.
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
Depends what the $100 is for.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Utah.