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1. If you had to change your race, what would you change to?
Native Canadian. They get a pretty sweet deal when it comes to tax breaks, housing, education and can play the race card (affirmative action) on pretty much anything.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
I probably would if they were actually decent kids with no mental issues either prior or due to the abuse.
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
I'd go with a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Nope. Most friends would screw you no matter who you are. I look out for my family only.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
Definitely in person. A picture is worth a thousand words or admission of guilt.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
All purchases made by Native Canadians. I'm not a racist. I swear!!
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
Tough question, but likely none.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Energetic
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
A few hours if it's the weekend. 1-2 hours if it's the weekday or evening.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Who cares. I'm Canadian, but if I was a Yank I'd give away Minnesota because Minnesotans seem to appreciate hockey so they likely don't fit in with the rest of ya's.
Native Canadian. They get a pretty sweet deal when it comes to tax breaks, housing, education and can play the race card (affirmative action) on pretty much anything.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
I probably would if they were actually decent kids with no mental issues either prior or due to the abuse.
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
I'd go with a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Nope. Most friends would screw you no matter who you are. I look out for my family only.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
Definitely in person. A picture is worth a thousand words or admission of guilt.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
All purchases made by Native Canadians. I'm not a racist. I swear!!
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
Tough question, but likely none.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Energetic
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
A few hours if it's the weekend. 1-2 hours if it's the weekday or evening.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Who cares. I'm Canadian, but if I was a Yank I'd give away Minnesota because Minnesotans seem to appreciate hockey so they likely don't fit in with the rest of ya's.
Matty
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Day 2
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
Native. Second choice is half-black, half-scandinavian, just to see what happens.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
No
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
The latter
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Possibly
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
No preference. I'll snap via all mediums.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
Houses worth over 5 million dollorz. And I'd cut all taxes from booze.
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Silly
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
Up to an hour if I'm in a good mood.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Canada
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
Native. Second choice is half-black, half-scandinavian, just to see what happens.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
No
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
The latter
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Possibly
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
No preference. I'll snap via all mediums.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
Houses worth over 5 million dollorz. And I'd cut all taxes from booze.
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Silly
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
Up to an hour if I'm in a good mood.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Canada
rito
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1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
Asian.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
Yes
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
Bathe with the same clothes.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
No.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
None. I prefer to just ignore things and hope they go away.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
Macintosh Computers
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Shy.
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
15 minutes
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
I'd normally say Mississippi, but if we got rid of Texas that'd be a lot of republican electoral votes.
Asian.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
Yes
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
Bathe with the same clothes.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
No.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
None. I prefer to just ignore things and hope they go away.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
Macintosh Computers
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Shy.
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
15 minutes
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
I'd normally say Mississippi, but if we got rid of Texas that'd be a lot of republican electoral votes.
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MonkeyF0cker
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Eskimo. I've always wanted to own an igloo.
No.
Be able to bathe. In my clothes.
Depends on the charge. Probably not for a speeding ticket. Probably not for eating people.
In person. I'm non-confrontational though. That's what I tell everyone anyway.
Children.
Whichever says abort wins.
Short(er).
Depends if I like doing what is required to save it. If I don't, 0 minutes and 3 seconds.
One of the dumber redneck, vote-against-our-own-self-interest states like Mississippi.
roguejuror
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day 1
1. Who is the dumbest person you've dated more than once? Must include examples for Oksy.
been with, don't like that word dated
2. What issue(s) are you most hypocritical about when considering your own political views?
fuk multiculturalism
3. If you had to work in any store in your local mall what would it be?
santa claus helper, the pointy ears ones like legolas
4. If you were to describe the worst poverty you've ever seen what would it be?
aids camp rsa, garbage dump living managua, displaced natives belem do para, roque santeiro luanda
5. What is the worst thing you've ever said to your mother?
nothing really
6. What was your quickest quickie?
one or two minutes i guess, cant remember
7. If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
not from here not from there, keep things as they are, everybody stay where you belong
maktub
8. If you were to spend a week alone anywhere without contact with civilisation where would you go?
havent been out this house since friday night, started raining now, sounds nice, just heard the whistle of a train or however you call that the horn, almost out of food surely today
right now that winter is ending, would love to be at the Serra Gaucha
if i close me eyes i could feel that weather, that cool breeze into my lungs, oh man
9. What was the worst year of your life?
it never really matter
10. What is the highest price you'd pay for great sex?
it wouldn't be for the sex
1. Who is the dumbest person you've dated more than once? Must include examples for Oksy.
been with, don't like that word dated
2. What issue(s) are you most hypocritical about when considering your own political views?
fuk multiculturalism
3. If you had to work in any store in your local mall what would it be?
santa claus helper, the pointy ears ones like legolas
4. If you were to describe the worst poverty you've ever seen what would it be?
aids camp rsa, garbage dump living managua, displaced natives belem do para, roque santeiro luanda
5. What is the worst thing you've ever said to your mother?
nothing really
6. What was your quickest quickie?
one or two minutes i guess, cant remember
7. If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
not from here not from there, keep things as they are, everybody stay where you belong
maktub
8. If you were to spend a week alone anywhere without contact with civilisation where would you go?
havent been out this house since friday night, started raining now, sounds nice, just heard the whistle of a train or however you call that the horn, almost out of food surely today
right now that winter is ending, would love to be at the Serra Gaucha
if i close me eyes i could feel that weather, that cool breeze into my lungs, oh man
9. What was the worst year of your life?
it never really matter
10. What is the highest price you'd pay for great sex?
it wouldn't be for the sex
roguejuror
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day 2
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
nipponese
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
for how long
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
what
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
only for durito
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
mano a mano
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
dishwashers
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
none
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
ol
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
what
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
detroit
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
nipponese
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
for how long
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
what
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
only for durito
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
mano a mano
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
dishwashers
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
none
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
ol
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
what
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
detroit
Matty
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Give them some credit, they abolished slavery last week!
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Excellent use of the Sam Kinison professor pic.
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1. Who is the dumbest person you've dated more than once? Must include examples for Oksy.
Dated a girl who classified Limp Bizkit as punk. I told her that it was rap metal, and nothing close to punk. Had a big argument over it.
2. What issue(s) are you most hypocritical about when considering your own political views?
Health care. I don't think the government has the right to tell people they need to buy something (i.e. insurance), but if someone shows up to an emergency room with no insurance and no way to pay, I can't, in good conscience, support them being left to suffer (or die).
3. If you had to work in any store in your local mall what would it be?
The stockroom of some big store, so I didn't have to deal with customers.
4. If you were to describe the worst poverty you've ever seen what would it be?
In person? Nogales, Mexico, I guess. Nothing too extreme.
5. What is the worst thing you've ever said to your mother?
"Fuck you." I still feel kind of bad about it.
6. What was your quickest quickie?
I don't know, a minute? Two?
7. If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
Open borders, but then it isn't feasible to offer any government services. See #2. Tough question.
8. If you were to spend a week alone anywhere without contact with civilisation where would you go?
Great Barrier Reef
9. What was the worst year of your life?
2013, so far.
10. What is the highest price you'd pay for great sex?
Depends how much money I had at the time.
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
Hawaiian. You can get as fat as you want to and still be cool, somehow.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
Absurd hypothetical. But yes.
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
I guess the former, but only if I was allowed to wash my hair in the sink.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Yes.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
In person, so I could make sure we were both drinking first.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
I don't believe in taxation for the sake of taxation.
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Sheltered.
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
Depends what the $100 is for.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Utah.
Dated a girl who classified Limp Bizkit as punk. I told her that it was rap metal, and nothing close to punk. Had a big argument over it.
2. What issue(s) are you most hypocritical about when considering your own political views?
Health care. I don't think the government has the right to tell people they need to buy something (i.e. insurance), but if someone shows up to an emergency room with no insurance and no way to pay, I can't, in good conscience, support them being left to suffer (or die).
3. If you had to work in any store in your local mall what would it be?
The stockroom of some big store, so I didn't have to deal with customers.
4. If you were to describe the worst poverty you've ever seen what would it be?
In person? Nogales, Mexico, I guess. Nothing too extreme.
5. What is the worst thing you've ever said to your mother?
"Fuck you." I still feel kind of bad about it.
6. What was your quickest quickie?
I don't know, a minute? Two?
7. If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
Open borders, but then it isn't feasible to offer any government services. See #2. Tough question.
8. If you were to spend a week alone anywhere without contact with civilisation where would you go?
Great Barrier Reef
9. What was the worst year of your life?
2013, so far.
10. What is the highest price you'd pay for great sex?
Depends how much money I had at the time.
1. If you had to change your ethnicity, what would you change to?
Hawaiian. You can get as fat as you want to and still be cool, somehow.
2. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only possible way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
Absurd hypothetical. But yes.
3. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
I guess the former, but only if I was allowed to wash my hair in the sink.
4. Regardless of what they were charged with would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend?
Yes.
5. When you need to confront someone do you prefer to do it in person, by phone or by email/online?
In person, so I could make sure we were both drinking first.
6. If you could impose a heavy luxury tax on any single item, what would you choose?
I don't believe in taxation for the sake of taxation.
7. What rights should a man have if his girlfriend wants an abortion?
None.
8. If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Sheltered.
9. How much time would you spend to save $100?
Depends what the $100 is for.
10. If the US had to sacrifice one state, which one would you give away?
Utah.
