The Robyn & Mrs. X thread

[Cougar Bait]

Wally's To Do List:

1. Find a woman who is horny in the butt
2. Explain the differences between morals and ethics to a bunch of drunk gamblers
3. Hide emotional scars through long-winded and artfully crafted posts you are certain drunk gamblers are too ADHD to read all the way through.
4. Sign up for another co-ed softball team
5. Lay the chalk on Red Sox ML today

 

[Bread]

Cougs To-Do List

1. Not give a fuck.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cougs To-Do List

1. Not give a fuck.

1. Poke Bread in the butt
2. Poke Robyn in the butt
3. Film Robyn while Bread pokes her in the butt
4. Film Bread while I poke Robyn in the butt
5. Butt Robyn while I bake Bread in a truck

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs. X just woke up and just turned on the baseball machine. It takes a few minutes to warm up.

 

[reno cool]

My guess is Detroit is a no go.

 

[Bread]

1. Poke Bread in the butt
2. Poke Robyn in the butt
3. Film Robyn while Bread pokes her in the butt
4. Film Bread while I poke Robyn in the butt
5. Butt Robyn while I bake Bread in a truck

I was reading down the list and while attentive in a mind-numbing type fashion, I found myself somewhat disinterested. Not that there was anything wrong with your approach, but I think we all knew where we were headed.

Then I read number 5 and milk came out my nose. And I'm drinking water.

 

[Mrs. X]

Philly -112
No to the Tigers, yes to Minnesota +121 (that's what the underpants gnomes bet it for me at earlier, I'm not sure what it is now) Under 7.5
I'm not on Colorado. I don't have that bet, but if I did, I would be on the other side. I have the under 9.5

It pains me to go against you my little petunia. But the magic baseball machine is what it is. I can't ignore science.

 

[AMBy]

Wally... I want to see pics of this freaking cheating on her husband gal

 

[Rubyn]

Mrs. X, you should name your baseball machine 'MattyRain'.

 

[roguejuror]

robyn where's my avatar

'Mathew_Rain' is a good baseball machine name!

 

[Rubyn]

You mean 'Smooth brother Juror in front of the Statue of Liberty'?

 

[roguejuror]

robyn why you replaced me with Jesus?

robyn tell us a story about when you were an innocent church girl

robyn i like when you work from home pally

 

[Bread]

Robyn gets no work done.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I was reading down the list and while attentive in a mind-numbing type fashion, I found myself somewhat disinterested. Not that there was anything wrong with your approach, but I think we all knew where we were headed.

Then I read number 5 and milk came out my nose. And I'm drinking water.

See, Bread, that's the magic of forumville...

 

[Mrs. X]

Guys, lets make a concerted effort to keep this thread at the top so I can see my name in big blue letters and feel important.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Guys, lets make a concerted effort to keep this thread at the top so I can see my name in big blue letters and feel important.

No.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

No.

Stop it.

 

[Rubyn]

robyn why you replaced me with Jesus?

robyn tell us a story about when you were an innocent church girl

robyn i like when you work from home pally

Juror, I used to go to Bible Study/Scrapbooking class at my neighbors house every Wednesday. I used to have all of my Christmas shopping done in July. I used to have cookie exchange parties a week before Christmas. I used to have family over for Thanksgiving dinner. I used to get together with my vocal jazz quintet of Jesus people every Monday to rehearse for shows we would never perform and albums we would never make. http://www.myspace.com/vocalpointe