The Poetry Thread

[Cougar Bait]

Doesn't have to be poetry...just something you created with words. Can be short or long. Have current relevance or something you wrote down a long time ago that just want to share.

I'd like Muddy to start, if he would do me the honor.

 

[senco78]

if ya see a FML moment headed towards your room
plan ahead for the impending doom.
stay 3 steps ahead at all times,
and cover your ass to protect your reason and rhyme

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Cougar, I will write something after Mudder.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Jump in guys, no reason not to

Mikey started it out just fine

Got a few things but would like to get the feel for where this is gonna go first

 

[Matty]

Free verse poem to the girl who cut my hair that time


i think we had a slight miscommunication

what i said was
#3 clippers on the sides
square back, over the ears
short on top
but apparently you thought i said
please tell me everything you know
or think you know
about vitamins and vitamin supplements
while making me look like Richie Cunningham

 

[Cougar Bait]

Classic post

 

[Cougar Bait]

In the branches you swung
Hurt from the vague opinion
Now cut like a swooning soldier
You lay

In the basement you wait
Cold like a frightened child
Now older and wiser and
More fucked up

Once I taught you everything
Now you stare me down
I see you smile
But I will take you down

Open you up like a nervous twitch

Like a scar that makes you itch

Like a pretty little bitch

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

GAMELIVE HAIKU

Only 12 views on that topic
Wow, I truly suck
What if I show a boobie pic?
Utter reclamation

 

[Archie]

fuk poetry.

in this day and age

only spoiled bitches, bitches, wannabe bitches and wasted fukin talents write poetry

the only exception is jr high poetry by boys in the midst of puberty, that are looking to get some Pussy

 

[Mudcat]

There is one I remember from awhile back.



free verse to the guy i was working with about 10 years ago


guy
you smell like shit
and when i say
you smell like shit
i'm not saying you smell somehow kinda bad
no
i'm saying
if i were to shit
here, now
on the floor beside the workbench
and smell it
and smell you
it would be the same smell

guy
go wipe your ass
or something

 

[Matty]

fuk poetry.

in this day and age

only spoiled bitches, bitches, wannabe bitches and wasted fukin talents write poetry

the only exception is jr high poetry by boys in the midst of puberty, that are looking to get some Pussy

in this day and age?

 

[Archie]

Smart boy to slip the times away, and early though the laurel grows it withers quicker than a rose.

eyes the shady night has shut, can not see the recort shut.

and silence, sounds no worse than cheers, after earth has stopped the ears.

and round that early-laurelled head, will flock to gaze the Strengthless dead, and find unwithered on its curls
the garland briefer than a girls

 

[Cougar Bait]

Arch is kinda right I guess.

That's how I started writing songs and getting interested in music though so it still interests me.

Remember, it doesn't have to be a poem. It can be free verse or lyrics, or a jingle, a rap, whatever, just didn't know what else to call it.

 

[Bread]

Matt is a brat
Archie is kinda starchy
Shanty makes me barfy
Teela is a squealer
Or so I heard
When I was on top of her
My main nigga Muddy
Is an old fuddy duddy
Cougar? I hardly know her.
He's horny ya know

 

[Cougar Bait]

Housman? Something YOU wrote Arch.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Matt is a brat
Archie is kinda starchy
Shanty makes me barfy
Teela is a squealer
Or so I heard
When I was on top of her
My main nigga Muddy
Is an old fuddy duddy
Cougar? I hardly know her.
He's horny ya know

Yap, there we go.

 

[Archie]

rub a dub dub

one slut and an arch in a tub.

sloopy and soapy, can't tell if it was a rub or in her bum.

hot and steamy, slippery and sudsey.

I need more friction

so just dry me off and give me head bitch

 

[Cougar Bait]

well done sir