roguejuror
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Hush Twitter users, don’t say a word,
Elon Musk has promised to “free the bird”
And if that “free speech“ bird don’t sing,
Elon needs to shake down Steven King.
If all the blue checkmarks just laugh,
Then Elons gonna fire half the staff.
And if the advertisers flee,
Elon’s gonna say, “they hate liberty”.
And if the boycotts drive Twitter broke,
Elons gonna whine that you’ve all gone “woke”.
And though his business plan’s a mess,
Well Elons actually playing 3D chess.
Hush little nazi don’t you cry,
Cause Twitters just been bought by that “pedo guy”.
If you hate others, due to race,
Elons gonna make you your own safe space,
To post hate speech, and share fake news,
To bash the gays, and blame The Jews.
And if some users would rather not,
Well Elons gonna claim that they were all bots.
And when there’s no more libs to own,
Then Elon overpaid for a 4chan clone.
If he bankrupts Twitter, Musk won’t care,
That piece of shit will still be a billionaire.
/copy and pasted
Elon Musk has promised to “free the bird”
And if that “free speech“ bird don’t sing,
Elon needs to shake down Steven King.
If all the blue checkmarks just laugh,
Then Elons gonna fire half the staff.
And if the advertisers flee,
Elon’s gonna say, “they hate liberty”.
And if the boycotts drive Twitter broke,
Elons gonna whine that you’ve all gone “woke”.
And though his business plan’s a mess,
Well Elons actually playing 3D chess.
Hush little nazi don’t you cry,
Cause Twitters just been bought by that “pedo guy”.
If you hate others, due to race,
Elons gonna make you your own safe space,
To post hate speech, and share fake news,
To bash the gays, and blame The Jews.
And if some users would rather not,
Well Elons gonna claim that they were all bots.
And when there’s no more libs to own,
Then Elon overpaid for a 4chan clone.
If he bankrupts Twitter, Musk won’t care,
That piece of shit will still be a billionaire.
/copy and pasted