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Ode to Stupid Opinion Guy


you are stupid opinion guy
always on the lookout
for anyone who will listen
dog-paddling in the ocean
stalking the forest
presumption strapped to your back
conjecture between clenched teeth
dancing meat puppet
hooked up via wires and wheels
to a skipping record player

you are stupid opinion guy
no one is saying you have no right to your opinion
it's just that
your opinions are stupid
 
talking at 100 decibels
about how you think
cell phones are over-rated
and you refuse to ever carry one
does not make you interesting or some kind of
impressive bold trail-blazing rebel

it makes you an obnoxious dipshit
 
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I am have a dark soul, but my weiner is semi impressive in a toliet paper roll

gimme a cheap bear, day baseball, and good meat and my afternoon will be quite complete.

I have a crush on many a man on here, but when it comes to mudcat he has no peer.

I'd add matty to my list of men man crushes, but I feer he actually is queer.

from a 25 dollar message board, look how far we've come. Praise the Lord
 
Mudcat
talking at 100 decibels
about how you think
cell phones are over-rated
and you refuse to ever carry one
does not make you interesting or some kind of
impressive bold trail-blazing rebel

it makes you an obnoxious dipshit
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is does some kind of self strike?
 
You're A Pink Toothbrush, I'm A Blue Toothbrush
have We Met Somewhere Before?
you're A Pink Toothbrush And I Think Toothbrush
that We Met By The Bathroom Door.

glad To Meet Toothbrush, Such A Sweet Toothbrush
how You Thrill Me Through And Through
dont Be Hard Toothbrush On A Soft Toothbrush
'cause I Cant Help Loving You.

every Time I Hear You Whistle...... It Makes My Nylon Bristle.......

you're A Pink Toothbrush, I'm A Blue Toothbrush
won't You Marry Me In Haste?
i'll Be True Toothbrush, Just To You Toothbrush
when We Both Use The Same Toothpaste
 
Awwww


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Ode to a Woman I Just Saw at the Grocery Store


you have a gunt

it is an unpleasant word
and i don't like to say it
but it is the only word for what you've got there

look at you
my god
how has it come to this?
 
Take yo ass to fitness class
You two ton ho with the one ton ass
Yo gunt in front I can not pass
Stunk so bad I shaved my stache
 
Love this thread

Yo Bitch
Keep my shit
Miss fucking you
But not being fucked by you

Get hit by a bus
Better yet a plane
No better yet something that causes you mo pain

You tits be saggin
like yo moms ass be draggin
that stupid fucking whino
belongs on the street in a box

Yo bitch
Keep my fucking shit
Fuck you.
 
when i see your gunt
i want to suggest
eating less and exercising more
but i am not sure it is just
a simple weight problem
i don't even understand
what i am seeing
everything is wrong
down there

 
Mudcat
when i see your gunt
i want to suggest
eating less and exercising more
but i am not sure it is just
a simple weight problem
i don't even understand
what i am seeing
everything is wrong
down there
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Muddy you know I have the utmost respect for you but I really think you are giving guntlady a hard time.
 
stevek173
Love this thread

Yo Bitch
Keep my shit
Miss fucking you
But not being fucked by you

Get hit by a bus
Better yet a plane
No better yet something that causes you mo pain

You tits be saggin
like yo moms ass be draggin
that stupid fucking whino
belongs on the street in a box

Yo bitch
Keep my fucking shit
Fuck you.
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rip nookie
 
i was sincere
and not facetious
in saying i was sorry
you didn't get more attention
from your mother

there is so much sadness
this life
needs not met, needs not met
such regret

if i was being facetious
i would have referred to her
as your mommy

i, by the way, am not your mother
 
please o please tell me
what i did
to make you think
i wanted
your advice
so i can be sure
not to do it again
until
after you're dead
 
Mudcat
Ode to Stupid Opinion Guy


you are stupid opinion guy
always on the lookout
for anyone who will listen
dog-paddling in the ocean
stalking the forest
presumption strapped to your back
conjecture between clenched teeth
dancing meat puppet
hooked up via wires and wheels
to a skipping record player

you are stupid opinion guy
no one is saying you have no right to your opinion
it's just that
your opinions are stupid
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I still think this one is my favorite
 
of course i'm very anxious
to hear all about
your new baby
i'll be right over
just as soon as i finish arranging
my farts in alphabetical order
 
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