The Poetry Thread

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How have I missed this?
 
hey here's an idea
how about when we're conversing
you don't play with your cock?
 
I still remember part of a Poem from a famous person I learned in HS (other than Andrew Dice Clay ones)

Smart Lad to slip betimes away, from fields where glory does not stay, and early though the laurel grows, it withers quicker than the rose
 
you're the bad supervisor
you're not a bad person
but you're the bad supervisor

you were a bad worker
with bad ideas
who did things badly
(not on purpose)
and now someone made you supervisor

you strike up an action stance
and watch people work
and instruct them
how to do things
worse

it's not because you are a bad person
but because you're just bad, bad, bad
you're the bad supervisor
 
In the dark corner of the night
When the rest of the world sleeps
Your face with reality
Your stuck in your own mind
Seeing your twisted thoughts
Watching it all with horror
Internalize it fight it
Wish it away
Drops of crimson red
That is what you crave
To be stronger
To be smarter
You face the demon that lies inside
Awaken the beast
Unleash it to set it free
A never ending battle
It consumes you
Your kind and great during the day
Yet in the shadows of the night
Jeckle turns to hyde
 
There once was a man from Nantucket...
 
Barely have I left my hut.
Been living life in a rut.
Due largely to my gut.
But soon I will be bustin’ a nut.
In that young womans butt.
 
Wall will make her moan
And he will groan
When he busts his nut
In her butt
 
Anybody want a peanut?
 
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two people working together
are often twice as fast as one
or faster
working with you
is slower than working alone
like the olympic motto which is faster, higher, stronger
your motto would be slower, less good, worse
you're the bad supervisor
 
Black people can be crazy too.

Actually I really like the first guy. Big fan.

 
i'm sorry
it is sad
unfortunate
you are a good woman
of good character
and you obviously care about your appearance
you obviously put effort into your
hair and makeup
but despite all your efforts
and despite my liking you as a person
and despite my not wanting to think it
and despite my not actually believing it is true
i can't help but muse
each and every time i see you
that you appear as though at some earlier point in life
you were a man
 
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