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The female orgasm

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Women absolutely positively have orgasms.

But some of them have a much easier time achieving them than others.

From my experiences, women either:

A) Can have them via intercourse and can subsequently have a bunch of them. These chicks constantly want to F because they get off more and for longer durations than guys.

B) Can only have them if you go down on them

C) Have a really hard time getting there and all the stars need to be aligned for them to get there.
 
Teela
It was for Billy!
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That's right! I miss that crazy guy.

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There is a quote from a Stephen Leacock story that goes, "Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions."

That's what it's like trying to talk to you people.

The female orgasm is not real? WTF? :bashing: And what, according to this conspiracy theory, is the reason for faking?

I could see them trying to fake that it didn't happen so they could hang it over their partners' heads in a neverending you owe me angle. But what is the angle on pretending it happened if it didn't (you lummoxes)?
 
Muddy....times are changing, but throughout history up until recently, it was paramount for a woman to please her man. Only in modern times could a female get away with some of the shit that goes on and you could smack her around and when the police showed up at your door, while holding back a chuckle you insist that it was just "a little misunderstanding" and Officer Indifferent would nod accordingly and reaffirm that you would still be able to make the early tee time, and offer you a sly wink as the door closed behind him, where you would remind your subservient property that if she ever faked an orgasm again, things wouldn't turn out so pretty seeeeee....


God I miss those days.
 
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Muddy....times are changing, but throughout history up until recently, it was paramount for a woman to please her man. Only in modern times could a female get away with some of the shit that goes on and you could smack her around and when the police showed up at your door, while holding back a chuckle you insist that it was just "a little misunderstanding" and Officer Indifferent would nod accordingly and reaffirm that you would still be able to make the early tee time, and offer you a sly wink as the door closed behind him, where you would remind your subservient property that if she ever faked an orgasm again, things wouldn't turn out so pretty seeeeee....


God I miss those days.
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memories of bermuda (?!)
 
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