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Mudcat
Intriguing. I almost feel like this deserves a thread of its own but I'll go ahead and ask: is that something I need to ask my partner to do or should I just start sliding objects up there?
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I recommend starting by yourself at first, Muddy. Get used to one of your own fingers up there and then you can invite her to do the same next time you're together. If you want more detailed instructions, I'm your man.
 
RogueScholar
I recommend starting by yourself at first, Muddy. Get used to one of your own fingers up there and then you can invite her to do the same next time you're together. If you want more detailed instructions, I'm your man.
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Er, ummmm, well . . .

Yeah I was kind of being light-hearted in pursuing that particular topic. I don't know how much I actually . . . . hey what's that over there?

*Mudcat points over behind Gamelive and when everyone turns around to look, Mudcat runs away*

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RogueScholar
I recommend starting by yourself at first, Muddy. Get used to one of your own fingers up there and then you can invite her to do the same next time you're together. If you want more detailed instructions, I'm your man.
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Are ther certain foods one should avoid the day before the glorious event?

I know if anyone sticks a finger in me they will not be impressed with the substance that accompanies their digit as they retrieve it from my anal cavity.
 
Now of course the additional twist is that many women report actually having 2 different kinds of orgasms. Vaginal and clitoral. From what I can gather, the vaginal is the more overwhelming full-body effect, where the clitoral is more of a surface thing.

However (if I am understanding correctly) the clitoral orgasm is the one which can lead to female ejaculation.

So how this all compares to the male orgasm, I do not know.
 
Women also have anal-centric orgasms in a far different manner than men do. When a guy has an orgasm from anal sex typically it's because of that prostate massage, and it's out of this world. Women don't have a prostate, but they sure get off when you're poking them in the butt. My last girlfriend said anal orgasms were better for her than vaginal ones, with clitoral ones being the king of the hill.

I'm really glad I don't have to deal with this anymore. It's so quick and easy to give a man a good time.
 
Robyn
I still LOL @ females who pretend to orgasm via intercourse. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

p.s. just ask John what Ms. Jenn was doing. It is so silly how women behave in bed when they think they have to do what they think men want them to do.

yahyahyahyahyahyah............annoying. Be normal.
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This came up in a different thread but seems very relevant here.

Women have had (or at least pretended to have) orgasms during intercourse with me MANY times. I am sure at this point the actual number is in excess of one billion.

My gf had (or claimed to have) 3 last night.



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RogueScholar
Women also have anal-centric orgasms in a far different manner than men do. When a guy has an orgasm from anal sex typically it's because of that prostate massage, and it's out of this world. Women don't have a prostate, but they sure get off when you're poking them in the butt. My last girlfriend said anal orgasms were better for her than vaginal ones, with clitoral ones being the king of the hill.

I'm really glad I don't have to deal with this anymore. It's so quick and easy to give a man a good time.
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I was discussing this thread with my gf last night and she said she wanted me to get more info on the multi-orgasms-via-prostate-massage which we were discussing. But I can't remember what angle she wanted me to follow up from. I'll have to ask her again.

I am not anxious to have things going up my butt - I have been with women who wanted to fiddle around that way and I can only take a limited amount of it - but I would be lying if I said that multiple orgasms doesn't sound like a swell idea.
 
Bread
I thought he was a really dark Italian. Noooo freakin clue he was a really light black guy.
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They call them Sicilians! MrsMonkey is half that and one time at some kind of affair before MrsMonkey was born, a lady came up to her mom and asked, "who's that handsome colored man there". Mom laughed and told lady that's my brother-in-law. Nickname was Buzzy. Uncle Buzzy. Absolute true story, ask MrsMonkey. :yes:
 
Badnina
yes



jealous, aren't you?
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Well again, we return to the original question of what women feel compared to men. If it is basically the same thing but then x2, then yes, I am jealous.

Although I already find orgasms to be quite a powerful feeling and I would be somewhat concerned that if it was multiplied by two I might end up looking like this:


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