I think Tomato is wanting to be a quality teacher! Tomato, possibly with this girl quiz her casually and see if her parents belong to the NRA or own guns! I mean if the parent writes a note like that to you ...... then the kid probably is left unattended!
Probably out in the woods or wherever smoking and hanging with boys and .........
Girl: "that Mr Tomato is a bastard!"
Boy: "what's he doing to you?"
Girl: Lies out of her mouth!
2nd Boy: "that MFer!"
Girl: "you guys want to see something"
Excited Boys: nodding heads in unison!
Girl: "you know I always wanted to shoot one of my dad's guns."
1st Boy: "your dad has guns"
Girl: "Yes. God I hate Mr. Tomato!!"
1st Boy: "what a POS."
2nd Boy: "that bastard deserves to die!"
Girl: "I got to go home."
1st Boy: "you want to show us something?"
Girl: "sorry, I gotta go!"
Hopefully that's all?
PS And please no comments from the peanut gallery on how I ended up as an adult! Remember, MrsM and I balance each other out!