Steves gets his life together

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What % of people even pick up the phone?
 
Not that many. It's only been training so far but we've been listening to people and it's answering machine after answering machine. When people pick up they're often pissed off.

Should be a blast.
 
have you thought of playing little debt jingles as you play your guitar onto their voice mail?

might not collect any money but might as well build a fanbase
 
Up $309 in poker today. Raised with A4 spades and flop gave me two pair, all hearts. I raised and this guy that shoved on me a few times shoved so I called. Thankfully he didn't flop a flush, he had the ace of hearts and the gutterball straight draw and he missed.

I'll take it. To the limit. One more ti-i-me.
 
I won $277 today so that's $586 for the weekend.

Not bad for a 1/2 shmuck.
 
Lost $373 playing awful poker but lucked out and hit a royal flush for a $1k high hand.

That's +$627 profit on the day despite playing like a donkey.

Tomorrow I'll play much tighter/better.
 
Oh man.

I'm dealt pocket fives, flop 775. He raises, I smooth call. Turn is a jack. He raises, I smooth call. River 5 to give me 5555. He bets, I raise, he shoves. I obviously snap call. Fucker flopped 7777 so quads over quads!!!!

Fucked up.

Glad I hit that high hand yesterday!
 
Lol seriously man. They have that here but it starts at quad tens.
 
Lost $847 yesterday in poker.

That's awful and brings me to $-220 this weekend even with that $1k high hand.

That's pretty lame.
 
Who the FUCK loses $847 at 1/2?!

HEE HAW
 
My bad, steaming over losing more in one day at FUCKING 1/2 poker than I make in a week at my shit job. But if I quit my shit job than Plommer may come back.

Hello, Enikk! Hope you've been well man.

Unless you're black like RJ.

Black people are weird and The South will rise again!!!!
 
That is such a good point.

THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!

NOT KIDDING.
 
regroup steve(s). this time it will work.
 
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