Stevek tries to get good at music

stevek

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Sexiest voice goes to retail manager girl.

She very softly and kindly explained in call one why I was wrong when I was a really fucking nasty bitch, then was way too understanding as I debated being even nastier - which she clearly knew.

Then she very softly and quickly accepted my apology and hung up real quick.

I think she could make a lot of money playing pot limit omaha, if Vegas Dave were to agree.
 

stevek

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Where's buttholesurfer been? She been alright?

Best screen name. Evarrrr.
 

stevek

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I found that my diet was off which lead to indigestion which lead to strange bowels.

As a result I went to the proctololigist. It turned out to be all smoking hot nurses. They gave me anesthesia so I have no idea what even happened.

All I know is that when I left I felt so much better.
 

Vegas Dave

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Sexiest voice goes to retail manager girl.

She very softly and kindly explained in call one why I was wrong when I was a really fucking nasty bitch, then was way too understanding as I debated being even nastier - which she clearly knew.

Then she very softly and quickly accepted my apology and hung up real quick.

I think she could make a lot of money playing pot limit omaha, if Vegas Dave were to agree.
Yes I always say the key to being a great PLO player is a sexy voice!
 

Matty

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This thread is a giant cocktease. Where the fuck is the Stevie-gets-good-at-music content?

Don't bring up the jail excuse. Figure it out man.
 

Vegas Dave

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Vegas Dave

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"I thought I was consenting but she basically waterboarded me. I have PTSD. I can't sleep at night. I can't get a job because I'm that guy who got pissed on. I demand $6.8 million."
 

stevek

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There was this blonde last night outside of a gas station that absolutely made my jaw drop. I could swear she glared at me. But then a dude met up w her, so maybe she's taken, idk.

I cannot get her face and beautiful voice out of mind.

Inspiration.

What I DO know is she is an absolute fucking goddess and I would do absolutely anything to make her smile.

I had to leave that area for other reasons but you had better believe that I'll be back there soon enough praying to God that I see her again.
 

stevek

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There was another one tonight looking disgruntled as she walked her dog. Mixed hair, perfect body. Absolutely breathtaking.

She can walk me anytime, if I should be so fortunate.

I will work on getting qualified for her, blonde from last night and the devil.
 

stevek

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These two college girls were sharing a giggle as well early tonight.

Not sure what that was about, but the way they giggled made me blush and giggle a bit.