Stevek tries to get good at music

stevek

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This really young girl gave me a hand gesture that resembled this girl from a Justin Bieber video.

Right as she did that I saw a picture of a supermodel and made sure her and her friend saw me staring at that.

I'm not 2004 Justin Bieber and this isn't the roller skating rink.

Appreciate the flattery though.

21 or over is the rule.
 

stevek

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I was able to make it over to Whats her place after all.

We're getting fucktarded. Whipping I mean whip its to start, then vodka, then beer.

Hopefully a gangbang with 2 hotties.

Then I'll teach them the intricacies of Texas No Limit Hold her I mean him I mean them.

Did the Flyers win?

Fuck I need a butt dart.

Where r my tampons?
 

stevek

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Can you believe I went to the casino last night and the 711 across the street first off the told me the lottery was closed, then said the same about the bathroom? Then a bum right outside of the 711 tells me I can have his hoodie, but there wasnt any hoodie there.

Very rude.

Fuck those guys.

How about I get paid, go play poker, then have Erica and Jessica whip cream your butts!

Wait, you'd like that....
 

Matty

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This really young girl gave me a hand gesture that resembled this girl from a Justin Bieber video.

Right as she did that I saw a picture of a supermodel and made sure her and her friend saw me staring at that.

I'm not 2004 Justin Bieber and this isn't the roller skating rink.

Appreciate the flattery though.

21 or over is the rule.

I was able to make it over to Whats her place after all.

We're getting fucktarded. Whipping I mean whip its to start, then vodka, then beer.

Hopefully a gangbang with 2 hotties.

Then I'll teach them the intricacies of Texas No Limit Hold her I mean him I mean them.

Did the Flyers win?

Fuck I need a butt dart.

Where r my tampons?

Can you believe I went to the casino last night and the 711 across the street first off the told me the lottery was closed, then said the same about the bathroom? Then a bum right outside of the 711 tells me I can have his hoodie, but there wasnt any hoodie there.

Very rude.

Fuck those guys.

How about I get paid, go play poker, then have Erica and Jessica whip cream your butts!

Wait, you'd like that....

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stevek

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Machu,l

He ALSO told me to drink all this dumpster milk.

It's like he KNEW that I'm VERY lactose intolerant and chose to use that against me.

Matty, Blittster, Davey, Virty, Teela, Rogie, IAG, NOT Plommer (hope youre doing great - PAL), anyone else cool I forgot -

What's up w that, man?
 

stevek

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Alright. I said a lot of stuff that was or wasn't true.

What I DO know IS true is that I have now knocked up TWO 17 year olds recently.

Dude I'm WAY too old for prom, wtf.

Fucked up.

Fucked up.

I will get a good job I'm mortgages and I will make sure they and their families are completely good to go.

#douchebag
 

Vegas Dave

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Alright. I said a lot of stuff that was or wasn't true.

What I DO know IS true is that I have now knocked up TWO 17 year olds recently.

Dude I'm WAY too old for prom, wtf.

Fucked up.

Fucked up.

I will get a good job I'm mortgages and I will make sure they and their families are completely good to go.

#douchebag
...we need some backstories here Stevie.
 

stevek

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I don't know I am or what is or isn't true anymore.

That's normal, right?
 

stevek

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It's like Bono said - it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else

I am The Fly

Unless he takes showers. Then FUCK that.

Brad Pitt doesn't take showers and Matthew McGonahay doesn't wear deodorant.

So I don't need to either.
 

stevek

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Fine!

I'll take care of them.

My bad.

Sorry

Sorry
.Sorry

Sorry
 

stevek

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May or may not have had this babe across the street simulate us having sex. She knows how I like it if so.

My answer is, if it is true - oh fuk yah.
 

stevek

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Well come back to that.

Lost my guitars and my harmonicas.

Noted, new thread time.
 

Archie

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when you make it big as a musician

hire someone to take care of and protect your instruments
 

Matty

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or, you know, don't leave them unattended at the fokkin park while you're on a bender🌳🎸:stevie: