Random thoughts

[Matty]

Matty would you ever let me snort a line out of your ass?

I woulda slipped that near-pure MDMA in yo ass in South Beach, Breadipoo.

 

[Matty]

Matty would you do coke out of my ass? I'd let you.

:cancelsNOtravelplans:

 

[MrMonkey]

There is no The One MrMonkey. There's life and there's choices to make.

:corny:

OK, let me give it to straight buddy!

This could be the one and only chance you ever have at someone being the one that has a vagina! Think bout it fool!

 

[Bread]

We are all friends here. No need to be glib.

 

[Rubyn]

Hmmmm. Why is she into me Robyn? Bad boy image? (Typing that made me LOL myself but that's how I look to her.)

These thoughts aren't so random, sorry Muddy.

I don't know the specific dynamics between the two of you. Maybe she just sees the good in you even if you are trying very hard to show her the bad. :trustmeiknowwhatiamtalkingabout:

 

[Matty]

Breadipoo's all cute and cuddly.

(Hmmm. Thanks Rubyn.)

 

[Bread]

"imthisclosetobreakingeverythingwithinreach:

 

[Matty]

Ima go out for a cigarette now.

 

[Rubyn]

"imthisclosetobreakingeverythingwithinreach:

cute

 

[Mudcat]

People here are very negative. Why is no one making the argument for how wonderful relationships can be?

Just imagine if I had been as cautious as you people are advocating and never made a move on my Jenny.

Would that have saved her from something? Would she be better off? No! It would have just deprived her of a whole lot of Mudcat-related delight!


:muddy:

 

[Mudcat]

What is with all the big mouths? Is there something that says actors and models need to have big huge mouths? It is something I am noticing more and more - big mouths. Like obviously there are the Julia Robertses and the Anne Hathaways with the enormous yaps. I just saw a series of TV commercials and it's like everyone has a great big mouth.

It was so blatant, I have to conclude they are doing it on purpose. They must be looking for big mouths. I guess big mouths are considered to look good on camera. The only problem is they don't.

I wish I could show you this commercial I just saw with this chick with a gigantic pie-hole. It was just like wow.

This isn't her but it's something:

 

[Matty]

I think the Breads are fighting now.

 

[Rubyn]

No, we aren't fighting. We actually never fight. When he throws his hissy fits, I just let him do his thing.

 

[Matty]

Good!

I love you Breads and Robyns.

 

[reno cool]

No, we aren't fighting. We actually never fight. When he throws his hissy fits, I just let him do his thing.

that's pretty cute

Bread has been sounding depressed or something.

 

[Mudcat]

Howdy. Purchase my product.

 

[Matty]

Bread lost his ballsmojo.

Muddy I'm not quite ripe to make a purchase decision but I would like to subscribe to your e-newsletter.

 

[roguejuror]

Women are easily impressed.

People are easily impressed.