Plommer is in the ICU

plommer

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OK so my left leg is still in rough shape. My toenails require tending to and I cant bend my left leg so I cant reach.

I book an appt for a pedicure at a spa around the corner from my place. Head over at 720pm and am greeted by "Sabrina" a 30 something 90 lb ultra feminine Vietnamese lady. Shes got long black hair in a ponytail and in yoga pants. Plommer is smitten.

She washes my feet, cuts my nails, files them, massages my legs and feet, oils them and does some thing with hot rocks. There was a point where she was massaging my big toes like she was trying to milk them for a semen sample. Was almost as good as a blowjob. Felt like a handjob for my toe.

I get the whole asian thing. Not Chinese broads but Vietnamese, Japansese, Korean, Thai and Filipina. These ladies are lovely. If I win the lottery or get an inheritance I'm blowing every fucking penny on these chicks. Not about sex, they are just so pleasant to be around and so submissive - I fucking love it.

Boys a while back I had an ultrasound on my testicles that I enjoyed immensely, this was a close second to that experience.

If you get the chance I highly recommend a pedicure session with a Vietnamese lady.

11 out of 10 Marty Reinz.

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plommer

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Oh yeah, the whole 25 minute session cost me 30 Canadian Pesos. Thats like 22 dollarz in US funds.

Sabrina also mentioned she does full body massage as well. But I am spoiled when it comes to full massages as the places I frequented always offered intercourse as the main meal after the massage appetizer. I don't think Sabrina is that girl. Plus no way do I wanna get naked in front of anyone for any reason nowadays.

I'll stick to the toe jobs. I'm just trying to figure out how long it would take to blow my inheritance at $30 a pop.
 

Blitty

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Plom - move to Thailand/south east asia. It’s dirt cheap, and you’ll be surrounded by dem broads.

Win win.
 

plommer

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Plom - move to Thailand/south east asia. It’s dirt cheap, and you’ll be surrounded by dem broads.

Win win.
Would never want to live anywhere but in Canada pal but a 4-6 week vacation in the Phillipines or Thailand wouldn't be a bad thing.
My feet would always be as soft as a babys bottom.
 

plommer

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July 16 2020 I had to go to the hospital via ambulance. Its now the beginning of September and I'm about 90% recovered. Most improvement took place this last week. Up until the last few days my left leg was still massively swollen and my foot is still too big to fit into a shoe. I would expect to be 99% recovered in the next 10 days the way its going. I've been walking and moving around too keep the circulation going. I appreciate having the ability to bend my leg enough to get into the tub to take a shower. Getting in was a real issue up until this last week.

I'm still going to indulge in pedicures. I love getting my feet massaged.

Anyways, bloodclots are fucking serious business, I hope I never have to deal with the severe pain and discomfort of another. The past two months have been no fun for this twatwaffle.
 

mcbaseball10

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Plummer. So happy to hear you are doing better. Can you not post in this thread anymore and start a new thread chronicling your rise in feels? Having not checked in for awhile, I get nervous every time I open this thread. Thanks sir.
 

plommer

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I'm here boys. Dr has me getting a bunch of tests (blood/x-rays/ultrasound) to confirm/eliminate cancer and or liver issues as the cause of my bloodclot problem.

Just needed a timeout from the forums for a while to reset etc.