Only In Canada - Stay Safe Up There

Boner_18

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Kid's parents get divorced so he goes on a killing spree.
 

Tron

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We need a daily thread where Matty can check in and let us know he and his immediate family are ok.
 

Boner_18

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Cant catch these guys because the populace is just too damn friendly.

"Oh you're on the lam, eh? Hows aboot you cmon in and get warm with a nice toasty mug of maple syrup. Just promise not to murder me and my family, eh."
 

MrMonkey

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Not up to date on these two, but doubt they are "survival" people like that guy who hide in the NC mountains for way too long! Aren't they somewhere that is so removed from anything human? Hopefully not many targets for them! They won't last that long unless like stated here someone gives them assistance! Has to get cold there by Oct/Nov!
 

xpansive

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Not up to date on these two, but doubt they are "survival" people like that guy who hide in the NC mountains for way too long! Aren't they somewhere that is so removed from anything human? Hopefully not many targets for them! They won't last that long unless like stated here someone gives them assistance! Has to get cold there by Oct/Nov!
The conspiracist in me is going to toss out the possibility that they planned the killings all along and thus pre built a hideout bunker beforehand (complete with lead sheeting to cover their heat signature), complete with enough rations to last long enough for the heat to go away.

Or they could just both be dead (which is highly more likely)....
 

Boner_18

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So is it safe to return to Canada? Seems like not if there's even a chance that more murderous homos are running around up there.
 
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