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Muddy, you know who is not happy you're spending the day with Harmony? Have you noticed your phone isn't around? This nasty email from her looks pretty legit.

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We hired this young MBA dude a couple months ago. Guy is 26, Indian background, tall skinny build, has that hip-hop swagger, wears hoodies and sneakers, etc.

Turns out, he's a big-time curler on the "World Tour". Told me all about it over lunch.

Tall, young, skinny brown guy. Curling. He does it at least 4 times a week.

I can't even touch that level of Canadian-ness.

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Tell Sebastion Robillard he's got nothin on Chris Wimmer.
 
I will at Canada's next staff meeting, promise.
 
Things could change before then and I don't want him laughing at you. Tell him he's got nothing on Thomas Ulsrud to be safe.
 
I can't decide how attractive I think she is. Sometimes I see something of her that is WOW. But then sometimes it's more like aww, poor thing.
 
I would like to hate her but I see her on talk shows and she's all sorts of adorable.
 
She looks like she gives poor head. If she gives head at all.

I bet she's perfected her handjob technique to compensate.

Like blind people do with their other senses.
 
That is such a good point, I bet she is indeed a dead fish fuck and all the fame and money would only contribute to this complex - you're supposed to spooge your pants if she even says hello to you.

Muddy you made a good call there.
 
I do not find Taylor Swift attractive in the slightest.

This one is particularly strange to me as she hits all my usual marks... Blonde :greencheck: Really Skinny :greencheck: high maintenance:greencheck:
 
:lol:

She has that prudish look to her. I don't see anything sexual
emanating out of her.

Taylor Swift emanates no sex.
 
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I agree with that. I do not find her very sexy either but she is a fucking cartoon with her facial expressions I will give her that. I feel bad for that one kid with a rich father who invites a girl over and has her go bat shit crazy because she wants to be like Taylor.

Actually, I don't.
 
Okay I want to find a pic I just saw of her like yesterday. Straight-up hot. Not sure where I saw it though.

Lemme see if I can summon my detective skills . . .
 
Despite her success she's actually gotten less hot with age.

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