Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

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Matty is an anti-chubbite.
 
Matty, maybe this might help you with your problem? Be a fat girls's hero. Common! One time!

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MrMonkey
Matty, maybe this might help you with your problem? Be a fat girls's hero. Common! One time!

[video]http://herotabs.com/[/video]
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Fantastic product name. :rofl: Ima order a bottle and report back.

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Any estimate about her height and weight ?
 
5'7", she must've been, I dunno, 180?
 
vagabond you like the chunky ones?
 
That's a big cow. Potential health hazard as well.
 
Hey now.

:lmao:

Inappropriate.
 
RJ, I am a skinny 5' 11", 165 lbs. Big ones are out. But, a little bit of padding may actually provide a safety layer. But, I hardly get any. So, it's all a moot point.
 
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Matty
Hey now.

:lmao:

Inappropriate.
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What was inappropriate that you lead the poor girl on and didn't deliver the goods that she ordered? Do you have a face only pic of this pretty girl? I love pretty girls?
 
MrMonkey she's got nothing BUT face-only pics.

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Matty, I like her! Remember the saying buddy, it's all pink inside. Or possibly the way you swing, it's all brown inside? :dunno:
 
Matty, PM me her number, will service her, for her own good.
 
MrMonkey
Matty, I like her! Remember the saying buddy, it's all pink inside. Or possibly the way you swing, it's all brown inside? :dunno:
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I'm gay for the pussay.
 
Matty
5'7", she must've been, I dunno, 180?
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Those parameters are not out of the question, as she is pretty. Come on Matty.
 
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Those parameters are not out of the question, as she is pretty. Come on Matty.
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exactly, matty is not acting like a straight guy.

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with!
 
Let's not get on Matty! The guy is a highly intellectual fella! I picture him at an early age like this boy?

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He just knew he was into other boys! How do he know? Matttyyyyyy!!!!!
 
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