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Hardly seems fair 2-on-1, but here we go!!!






hey there stevie :xpansive:
That is twice today I have heard that Joe's Crab Shack is garbage.
Not that I really expected much.
Dustin I was in San Antonio once on business. I was selling electric toothbrushes at the time - "The Interplak by Con Air". It was a trade show for Dentists.
We went to Joe's Crab House. It was awful.
We went on the river walk. Some bastard hick said to me "Hey Gomer". I thought I was pretty handsome at the time so it hurt my feelings and me and my boss almost went after him.
There was a man at the trade show working the booth next to us. He had a 5th of whiskey hidden behind his booth just to get through the day.
My boss banged some girl in his hotel room. He was married. I drank and masturbated a lot. Must have been the Texas influence.
wait, is it the masturbating, drinking, or boss banging random girls that comes from the texas influence?
if its a or b...... I'm influenced by Tejas quite a bit here in Chicago too