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I'm Going To Get Her Back

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Yes Kato, I guess so! By his age he should know better but that's life ....... let's talk bout you ......

so you're planning to knock your better half up, say Nov/Dec 2014! My advice would be, don't fuk up early, get as much action as you can before fertilizing the egg! Cause no matter what guys tell you, most of the 9 months afterward will not be fruitful! Luv ya!

Without stepping on your toes, please allow me to step in here Mr. M.

Kato, my pal, once the child is born you will get less action from your better half for the rest of your life unless you get her drunk.
 
ok all you cynics

Do you realize that I have failed in every relationship except the one with Mr. Nina? If I let past failures stop me, I wouldn't be where I'm at today. Matty has failed every relationship except the one he is currently in. Same for Bacon. And Cami.

Welcome to the club!!!

When I got kicked to the curb or kicked them to the curb, I got back on the saddle immediately and started the cycle all over again. I have no regrets.

However, I took a year off, gave the old rooster a break, met a nice girl, courted for a year, shacked up for 5 years, had a kid, got married, had another kid and all is good. If I get kicked to the curb again or I kick her to the curb then I will rip the saddle out and immediately start the cycle all over again. Back to the good old days!!!
 
update requested.

He is getting her back!

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He's funny Monk! Nobody pulls a "slinkie" like Casp! Drunken funny as fok philosophizing many times over the course of a day then absolutely nothing a week later EXCEPT hotties posting on his wall asking where the fok he's been, saying they miss him!

The dude knows wtf he is doing, I don't doubt it!