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I did not fuck my crazy Iranian neighbor.

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Update:

On Wednesday as I was leaving the building who happened to be coming in at the exact same time?
Yep, and she never even made eye contact, I was relieved.

Thursday night I'm on the couch reading a book and hear a knock on my door, who else could it be?

So I answer the door, she's standing there with a black plastic bag and says its a gift for me, can she come in?

I tell her no, I'm busy maybe another time, she asks again a few more times and I keep telling her no, she finally gets it and leaves.

I close my door and not 2 minutes later she's knocking again. This time I ignore her, and she knocks, again, and again, and again, this goes on for almost 10 mins but I ain't answering that fukkin door.

Then she stops knocking and starts talking to me through the door, she wants to watch a movie with me. This goes on for 5 minutes - me ignoring her best I can.
:facepalm:

She finally gives up. As I'm sitting on the couch I hear sounds outside my balcony, it wasn't her but it reminded me to put the security bar on the sliding door so no one can enter my place.

This is my life.

Maybe now you guys can understand why I prefer "pay as you go" women.
 
plommer
Update:

On Wednesday as I was leaving the building who happened to be coming in at the exact same time?
Yep, and she never even made eye contact, I was relieved.

Thursday night I'm on the couch reading a book and hear a knock on my door, who else could it be?

So I answer the door, she's standing there with a black plastic bag and says its a gift for me, can she come in?

I tell her no, I'm busy maybe another time, she asks again a few more times and I keep telling her no, she finally gets it and leaves.

I close my door and not 2 minutes later she's knocking again. This time I ignore her, and she knocks, again, and again, and again, this goes on for almost 10 mins but I ain't answering that fukkin door.

Then she stops knocking and starts talking to me through the door, she wants to watch a movie with me. This goes on for 5 minutes - me ignoring her best I can.
:facepalm:

She finally gives up. As I'm sitting on the couch I hear sounds outside my balcony, it wasn't her but it reminded me to put the security bar on the sliding door so no one can enter my place.

This is my life.

Maybe now you guys can understand why I prefer "pay as you go" women.
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I knew KNEW this would get awesome

:ata:

Seriously Plommer stay safe man sounds whacked out already and you didn't even do anything to her
 
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Teela, if you're ever in Windsor (alone) I have an extra bed in my apt for you to sleep on, pal.

Same offer is open to Rubyn as well.

I'm no Loshak but if you and Rubyn both showed up at my place at the same time I'm 100% certain we could figure something out and accommodate everyone.
 
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