How will you die?

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Childbirth. My husband seems to get giddy whenever its brought up.
 
A competitor will have me shot, mafia style. They won't want a headline.
 
Heart attack, the end result of decades of bad lunch decisions.

#mcnuggets
 
bacon
A competitor will have me shot, mafia style. They won't want a headline.
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I could have sworn I said that before. Like seriously just archived the entire thread but I didn't but it feels repeated.

Bacon's going to try to get more sleep.

What, the. Fuck.
 
Probably overdose of prescription drug combination or complications from same.
 
They have still not begun developing that toxic land at all so I guess it's still uninhabitable - meanwhile here I am, two and a half inches away.

Still not dead tho.
 
or maybe a traffic accident against a bull

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My way of almost dying via passed out drunk bleeding to death screaming in the hospital and getting yelled at the police is not suggested.
 
bacon
My way of almost dying via passed out drunk bleeding to death screaming in the hospital and getting yelled at the police is not suggested.
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anal tear?
 
:lol: nope not going to disclose what it was man bacon tries not to think of it, it's just good to be here man.
 
bacon
:lol: nope not going to disclose what it was man bacon tries not to think of it, it's just good to be here man.
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Glad you found that sign on your back and took it off before that happened then
 
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