How Many Posters Have Been In A Paddy Wagon Or Been To Jail?

[Cougar Bait]

I figured Bread would like it. Wasn't desperate I don't think, maybe just young enough and stupid enough to try it.

I suppose there are worse things to go to jail for.

 

[kato]

holy hell cougar. gl.

 

[Mrs. X]

A paddy wagon, cougar? Really? 1926 called....

I'm gonna take you downtown, see?

You totally read my mind.

 

[Mrs. X]

When I was thirteen I got pulled over for driving a beat up moped that I bought from a neighbor kid. They put me in a room in the precinct and called my mom. It made me the hardened woman you see before you.

When I was 12 my best friend's mom got pulled over for drunk driving on the way back from my friend's birthday party. She let me drink my first beer there. I had her's and mine in the car when we got pulled over. I shoved them up my jacket sleeves. She didn't get arrested, they dropped us off at Dennys. My friend had to use all her birthday money to get us a cab home. It was usually a pretty tragic scene at that household.

 

[roguejuror]

CougarBait

I love this kind of stories. fvck corporate america.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I am happy to be of service RJ.

Kato, fess your sins boy, you'll feel better.

Mrs X, Punk Rock Roller Cougar eh?

 

[Acid Joe]

Never been convicted of a thing...... been to jail a few times tho.....

 

[Cougar Bait]

I am still waiting for at least one good Bread story.

I know there are so many, just narrow it down for christsake.

 

[Bread]

Fine. Refusal to sign a citation. Spring break, Clearwater Beach. Talking to some girls on the sidewalk, police walks by and tells me to move on...some ordinance against standing in one spot apparently??? I gave him a dirty look, said "whatever" and started walking with the girls. 30 seconds later cop yells from behind me "You, get back here."

Tells me that I was walking off of the sidewalk, and that is a citation. Wasn't even close to true, I was walking in between the two girls way on the sidewalk. This was his way of getting back at me for busting his balls. I refused to sign the citation, he took me to jail.

Released with a court date. Judge looked at my citation and told me to get out of his courtroom, that he had never heard of such a stupid arrest in his life. lol.

 

[Rubyn]

And thus began a substantial history of troubles.

 

[Bread]

Actually that was right in the middle of them.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Very nice Bread...it always involves women, cash, or booze. Robyn, let's hear it. I want more!

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs X, Punk Rock Roller Cougar eh?

Are you questioning my cred sir?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Are you questioning my cred sir?

Nah, just interested...that's a very good combination you got going there, let's hear it, must be a story I missed.

 

[Cougar Bait]

That's 1K posts.

 

[Bread]

That's 1K posts.

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[kato]

I am happy to be of service RJ.

Kato, fess your sins boy, you'll feel better.

Mrs X, Punk Rock Roller Cougar eh?

that's it for me. for the sake of conversation i wish there was more.

 

[Mrs. X]

Nah, just interested...that's a very good combination you got going there, let's hear it, must be a story I missed.

Obviously punk rock...actually more new wave, so possibly I should change that. Roller as in Derby. Cougar from the discussion of what constitutes a cougar and if I was one because I was flirting with a 19 year old barrista. I'm not, and you can't really call yourself a cougar anyway so it's all for style.