Honestly, I really only liked your ass

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Is fiveteamer still posting here?
 
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yes that is Sammy's mom.

it was from an ncaa vid he made when he was home on spring break awhile back and watching Siena in the ncaa tournament...

his mom, dad, brother were there.....

I have a fuking genius photographic memory...... And i'm going to go shoot myself, because I just realized I was BORN to recall gambling forum quotes, posters, video details, and drama....


at least mudcat was born to recall porn. that it a great calling. and at the very least, it leads to some great masturbation and visualizations during sex.

me? when I visualize Sammy and Bobby videos that I recall in my brain during coitus....... I shoot my load in like 7 pumps.... its a real burden and curse
 
I bought you dinner and kissed you goodnight in your dreams.

who do you think you are, an online slut?
 
Boys look at this text I got this morning, I wasn't even kidding about the drinking

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Fuck! Thank God you ignored me! With my auto-correct, you can't tell how drunk I was last night. Not an excuse, just an explanation. Inappropriate! Sorry. I'll send you a reasonable email later, but otherwise, I will leave you alone. Sorry!
 
Be happy buddy, you got a BJ out of the deal! :up:
 
Boys look at this text I got this morning, I wasn't even kidding about the drinking

:oversharing:

Fuck! Thank God you ignored me! With my auto-correct, you can't tell how drunk I was last night. Not an excuse, just an explanation. Inappropriate! Sorry. I'll send you a reasonable email later, but otherwise, I will leave you alone. Sorry!

:ahawut:
 
That gif sums up a lot fo shit right now, bravo Muddy.
 
Happy-go-lucky :greencheck:
 



Fiver I can say this because I fall into the same category for various reasons but this picture is not gonna help you get laid.
 
Fiver I can say this because I fall into the same category for various reasons

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You're old and fat.

Carry on.
 
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You're old and fat.

Carry on.


I see that you didn't take issue or disagree that the picture won't help him get laid though.
 
Fiver banks on uniqueness. Seems to be working.

Most girls don't go for looks Wallayballs.