I can't find the original crazy neighbo(u)r thread so I'm putting this here.
About an hour ago, there was a knock on the door. It was her, the crazy neighbo(u)r.
The conversation went exactly like this:
Her - Hi, I just want to introduce myself, I'm your neighbo(u)r.
Me - I know you're my neighbour...
...and as I was about to clarify that we've been neighbo(u)rs for over 6 years, she interrupted:
Her - Ok, it's nice to meet you.
And she walked away.
It's not clear to me whether she thinks I'm new here or whether she's completely, utterly gone. For those of you who've been paying attention, she called me ugly once.
I *am* having a good hair/beard day so there's that.