Child-Eating Puppeteer

[Bread]

This was national news, so probably several heard of it. But since it was in my town, pretty awesome news here.

Wacky Christian puppeteer busted for wanting to abduct, kill, cook and eat children in his neighborhood. Comedy ensues.

News Story

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2012/7/24/largo_puppeteer_arre.html

Website

http://puppetsplus.com/

Classic puppet God video. O wow.

 

[Cami]

Maybe he will eat those ungly black kids.

JUST KIDDING.

That's fucked up man.....canablism at it's worst...

 

[Cougar Bait]

Ron Brown, I pray you get Sanduskied.


Thank you Jesus.


Amen.

 

[Bread]

Meh, I'd rather some snot-nosed kid be eaten by a nutjob than it be me.

Being eaten, I mean. Not the nutjob. My nutjob shenanigans remain cheeky and only mildly hurtful.

 

[Cami]

Bread I enjoy your nuttiness.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Bread I enjoy your nutsack.

 

[Cami]

Does it taste like Bread, is that why your name is Bread?

 

[stevek173]

Yeast infection

 

[Cami]

Yeast infection

I'm dyin!!

 

[Mudcat]

Top-notch thread title.

 

[Saulty]

Can they actually arrest you for wanting to do something illegal?

 

[roguejuror]

It depends how close he got to conspiring to commit.

 

[Cami]

Rogatien how close have you come?

 

[roguejuror]

Come to what?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Come to Jesus?

 

[betplom]

We need the child eating puppeteer posting here.

 

[Cami]

Come to Jesus?

 

[Blitty]