Celeb news and trash and scuttlebutt

[MrX]

Sober Mel is pretty boring.

Sober Mel would never call a cop Sugar Tits.

 

[Mudcat]

Looks like he's got some stupid facial hair. I guess that's as far as it goes now.

 

[Mudcat]

Hadn't thought about Alicia Silverstone in ages. Kinda guessed she had aged badly and dropped out.

But nope, looks pretty good doing the PETA thing

 

[Boner_18]

Wear vegan. Yikes.

 

[Tron]

I would give that ass a firm slap.

 

[Mudcat]

I feel like Nicole Kidman has crossed an imaginary line between human and Tim Burton creation.

 

[Mudcat]

Posh Spice (aka Victoria Beckham) waxing philosophical on what advice she would give her 18-year-old self:

"Don't mess with your boobs."

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Badnina]

She has extendo hands!!!

 

[Mudcat]

Alison Brie and Dave Franco got married after dating for 3 years.

Congrats to the happy couple!

(Hope she got him to sign a pre-nup.)

 

[Mudcat]

Private Amanda Seyfried pics have been hacked and leaked and unclouded or whatever.

It's one of those things. Unlike Jennifer Lawrence when her stuff came out, Seyfried has done plenty of nudity and sexual scenes in movies - so who cares?

BUT there is one honking on bobo. So that's something.

Here's a link

I kinda like this one:

 

[Mudcat]

Halle Berry at 50. I've been thinking about what to do if she asks me out. Leaning towards saying yes.

 

[Mudcat]

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn broke up. So yay. She's single. So she will definitely end up with me.

 

[Mudcat]

The guy from The Chi has got himself in trouble for being a creepazoid. I guess he's been harassing female co-workers. You can't go doing that and you shouldn't want to.

He got himself booted off some upcoming movie for one batch of creepiness and now he's going to be written out of The Chi due to separate creepiness.

Jason Mitchell is his name. He made a bit of a breakthrough in the movie Mudbound.

People were predicting big things but I guess it's all on hold now. The Chi is booked for a season 3 but he won't be part of it. He's still going strong where we are in season 2 so I await his character's demise.

Dumbass.

 

[Archie]

And let me just add too, that posing without certain clothing but having the important bits covered up - does not count.

Like posing with no shirt/bra - but still having your nipples hidden by arms or hair or strategically placed props - that is not topless.

Same with no clothes at all. If everything is still hidden, it does not count as nude.

If you want to go topless or nude, by all means, have at it.

I'm talking to you January Jones and Amanda Bynes and, I dunno, I'll think of some more.



Cut the shit!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1937256732981445012

 

[Cougar Bait]

Good LORD