BREAKING NEWS!

[mrquincy]

I like the buffalo one as well. I went through a bottle at a high rate of speed.

 

[Mudcat]

I find it good. Unlike Harmony who recommended it, I don't find it markedly better. But I'll finish the bottle no problem.

I don't know what Sriracha is. It makes me think of India and curryish vibes - which I wouldn't want - but I'm probably way off with that.

 

[mrquincy]

It is an extremely common Chinese Hot Sauce

 

[reno cool]

Australia urgent plea to shear overgrown sheep

"RSPCA officials had initially wanted to shear the animal themselves, but later decided to wait for an expert."

Mr Elkins, a four-time Australian Shearing Championship winner, said removing the fleece "could be one of my biggest challenges yet".





http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34125662

 

[Archie]

this challenge has been met before

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736641/Shaun-shaggy-Aussie-sheep-finally-shorn-smooth.html

 

[Matty]

Ew. Looks like navel lint gone seriously wrong.

 

[roguejuror]

Sitting President of Guatemala stripped of immunity and will face trial and surely jail. His former Vice President, currently held, has been denied bail.

 

[mrquincy]

Tom Brady suspension overturned.... It looks good on the NFL...


Ass hats.

 

[bacon]

That's it I refuse to ever play for them.

 

[Mudcat]

Deflategate, my fanny.

Did you know that in the UK, fanny means the front side, not the back? Like snatch? Fanny = snatch?

Yap.

Like there is a line in the movie Billy Elliott where a little girl asks him if he wants to see her fanny. Most Americans probably miss the deeper meaning.

Anyway, I stand by my statement. Deflategate, my fanny.

 

[mrquincy]

Deflate + fanny = deflate + vagina = queef

Queef:

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.

 

[reno cool]

wind you say? that's a pretty strong word

 

[Mudcat]

The more I think about it, the more I am enjoying it.

NFL decision overturned.

Yes, that feels good.

It was a ridiculously stupid over-the-top decision - like so many decisions they make - and it is thrown back in their faces just like SHUT UP.

Like, I told you not to be stupid, ya moron.



It is giving me a nice little glow inside.

 

[mrquincy]

I could not agree more Muddy.

 

[Tron]

I allowed myself 12 seconds to think about Deflategate since it started.

22 if you count this post.

 

[Matty]

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[roguejuror]

looks a little bit like potato, no?

 

[Matty]

:what?: