Said 'fuck it' and drank one of the Trois Pistoles. Smells very good; strong fruit aroma and pretty strong fruit taste. A little bit maltier than beers I generally go for. The high ABV is noticeable in the smell, but the taste isn't too alcoholic. Not bad at all, though. Something like B+ from me. Wait, I think when rating stuff on here, you are supposed to use a numerical rating in a unit based on your name. So I will give it 8.5 Gills.
Followed it up with a New Belgium Belgo (Belgian-style IPA). Just the right amount of hop bitterness...overall, great. 9 Gills. My second-favorite beer in this style, only behind Houblon Chouffe Dobbelen IPA Tripel, which is absolutely brilliant in every way. 10 Gills. My favorite beer ever.