RJ- Person you call if you want someone to disappear
Bacon- Person you call if you want milk to shoot out of your nose
Blitty- Person you call if you need help making you look uglier
Matty- Person you call for advice on the finer things in life
IAG- Person you call if you want positivity
Cami- Person you call to balance out that positivity with a healthy dose of realism
Mudcat- Person you call for a singing telegram
Reno Cool- Person you call for a day at the slots and beer
Saulty- Person you call for common sense advice
Cali- Person you call....and call....and call...and call until she blocks you