I try not too but naturally there are times when the truth gets skirted. For instance..........
A few years ago I was coaching and playing this adult softball team. It was coed (go ahead laugh, I would have laughed back when I was younger and in better shape) so I went to my friend who owns a restaurant here in town to see if he would sponsor the team and more importantly if any of his female staff wanted to play. Several of the waitresses did and one imparticular very soon started dropping hints. After about two weeks of resisting I caved. I was resisting because she was married and because she and her husband were good friends away from work with my friend the restaurant owner. Anyway as the season goes along she and I hooked up many times. She would come by my office during work, we would meet in locations around town during the day and several times it happened at the ball park after games. Important note here is I could never get her to a bed. It was cool though she was into freaky and I had never done freaky. Anyway she had a problem talking about these things at work. Which ultimately got back to my friend the owner who as I said was also friends with the husband. Hubby found out and affair was ended but hubby also called the city mayor and told him that I was having sex with his wife on city time at a particular city park. So the Utility Director came and asked me about this. Now I had had sex with this woman on city time and at various city location and I had even had sex with this woman at this particular park but not on city time. So I simply turned the question back on the Utility Director by saying, "Blaine, there is a daycare at that park, do you honestly think I would be stupid enough to openly have sex with someone in broad daylight at a park with a daycare"? Now had he asked me if I had had sex with this woman in the city truck at a different park that didn't have a daycare then I'm certain I would have used the same technique.
RJ, I guess I don't lie huh. Actually I knew that going in but I wanted to tell my sex story.
Like anyone I have lied before. Once I broke a bottle in a retention ditch and I blamed it on my brother. He got his butt spanked for it. I did feel bad and I think it kind of scared me emotionally.
