Random thoughts

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Holy crap, you're projecting like crazy.

We're just having some fun here. Think fun.
 
Intrigue to fun? Now, if you could post the pic of her fat ass, it would be more fun.
 
I don't get colds often but when I do, they're weird.

I don't get all the stuff at once like other people describe. I kinda move at a glacial pace through half-symptoms one at a time. First I get stuffed up for a week. Not totally stuffed up, but somewhat stuffed up. Enough to be annoying at night but I almost forget about it during the day. Then I move on to a somewhat sore throat the following week. Again, much more conspicuous at night. When that is done, then and only then, will I start to cough. That will linger for awhile.

It's stupid.
 
Wait, so you're telling me I have to get up and make my own food despite how hungover I am?

I'm calling bullshit.
 
November 26:

FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT


:clapping:
 
2682
 
all the search results are tainted by articles about the Florida man challenge itself

:dunno:
 
The online dating scene.

One (summary) - you're really intelligent and I like it, what kind of beer do you drink? let's talk on the phone - I precsreen all my dates to avoid a bait and switch. Me: Sure. Her at like 3 in the morning: How's it going? I'm going to the casino, might work out. Let's talk on the phone sometime. Me: sure.

And so that's the cycle that repeats itself with that one.

Another one:

Hey hows it going, I went sledding with my kids and drank beer. Me: what kind of beer. Her: Coors light.

I forget about her and disappear.

Her a few days later: I guess Coors light isn't good enough for you. Me: Sorry, got busy, what are you up to. Her: relaxing, how about you. Me: Going to go be the best poker player in the world. Her: Win enough to retire (I thought that was excellent btw). As soon as I walk in the door - her: How'd you do. Me: Lost but had fun.

And she disappears.

Fuck Coors light, I'm trying to drink beer - not tap water.
 
We are HUGH fans of Coors Light over here

Grew up on that stuff
 
How is it that we call a single cell on Mars 'life', yet a single cell inside of a body isn't defined as life?