talk to me about Facebook

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Sharky and Mcbaseball wives look the same to me
 
Pretty atrocious though really, my facebook feed.

I clicked on some thing that said it was going to help me organize things to suit me better. Or something.

And basically it showed me the last 20 things that ended up on my wall. And there were a list of 5 choices ranging from do not want to see at all to sure I want to see that.

Turned out, 18 out of 20 things it showed me ended up somewhere on the do not want side.

And that doesn't include stuff people I have on mute/ignore/unfollow are posting. No half-baked, regurgitated opinions about Donald Trump. No song videos for no apparent reason. No hyper-inspiring memes.

No, I'm talking about the small number of people I have kept.

90% crap.


:facepalm:
 
they used to have little headlines on the side I would click occasionally. ..kinda like news stories I guess.
But now they just list some name and says 35k or whatever are talking about him :dunno: What's the deal with that? Like no headline just dropping a name.
 
I notice too that I now get little weather updates from facebook. Good evening Steve! Rain in the forecast for tomorrow in Mississauga. Stay dry!

They want me to know what to expect from the day ahead weather-wise.

So I get these weather updates. Vague and cheesy ones with mediocre accuracy.

Seems about right for facebook.
 
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Meanwhile I got this one facebook friend - and his women posts on his account a lot.

Like she doesn't keep it a total secret. Once in awhile she will open with, "Hey this is Wendy on Harry's account." Sometimes she doesn't say that but you know it's her not him.

Basically my point is: don't fucking do that. Get your own fucking account and post with that.

Jesus fucking christ.
 
Facebook has found the most reliable way of all time to make sure I don't read something.

It is not hard to put something on the internet that I won't read but scientifically, there is almost always some small fraction of a chance I could look at it under the right confluence of events and influences. But this is the most verifiable, guaranteed 100.0000000% lock that Mudcat will definitely never click on this between now and the end of time.

Like you could hide something really good in there - or some humungous secret that someone wants kept from me. Perfect cover. I would never see it.

Trending topic headline is A-Rod, Pete Rose have awkward moment.

Yeah. No.
 
And why do I always want to spell Facebook with a lowercase f.

It's right there. It's uppercase. F. It is not ambiguous.

But the desire to go lowercase is strong.
 
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Kinda wanna support the message - someway, somehow - on principle.

But I used to go to libraries all the time but now I haven't in over a thousand years.

So if I am honest, even if I wish it wasn't the case, at least for me ---> it's not a myth. Irrelevant.
 
whoa! anemic, getting fancy on me rj. me too. I had one quote about the foking kids getting out of the pool so I can go for a swim..
 
Mudcat
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Kinda wanna support the message - someway, somehow - on principle.

But I used to go to libraries all the time but now I haven't in over a thousand years.

So if I am honest, even if I wish it wasn't the case, at least for me ---> it's not a myth. Irrelevant.
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I'd love to go and get a nice book to read at the library. I don't know what to get. Last couple of times I went I didn't like what I got. But now that you mention it I'm gonna go :up: ....and it's not like my library is empty, everybody's there ...I mean mostly kids jerking off on the computer. Library is in a nice place in a park by a lake :yes:
 
Plommer unfriended me again. What is wrong with this chap.
 
Hey plommer, at one point, before I knew that Steve was crazy, he was going on about you, so I unfriended you. Feel free to re-friend with my sincere apologies : Paul Quincy. I assume he has unfriended everyone from GL on Facebook, especially since his local Police Department posted his picture on there.
 
Here is my latest random thought about Facebook.

There is always a thing in the margin advertising a Facebook Gameroom.

However I always see that second word in the same way I see the country Cameroon.

So I'm always like Facebook gamma-ROOOM - what the fuk?


The world can be a confusing place when you are Mudcat.
 
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