Im in Jury Duty

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Everybody has a strategy for how to not get selected. They're all variations on a similar theme. Wear a WHITE POWER t-shirt. Tell them you always do what the voices in your head tell you.

I say I play it straight up. Completely deadpan. Answer all questions thoughtfully and on-the-level. But wearing a tinfoil hat.

Everyone is a comedian.
 
You are looking at juror #7.

Evidence starts tomorrow morning. Criminal proceeding estimated to last 6 days.


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
maybe they'll put a hit on Muddy to protect the defendant

 
RogueJuror
come on not guilty

come on one time

please
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Muddy can unravel the prison industrial complex. that would be something:pope:
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Interesting thing about Mandatory Minimum's, though..........

In Florida for instance, in order to get any type of mandatory minimum (3 years) you need to get caught with 25 pounds of marijuana.

25 pounds is A SHIT TON of weed.

If you get caught with 24 pounds, you don't get hit with any mandatory minimum.

I used marijuana as an example because it's the most widely used.
 
They didn't actually make us promise anything, but they instructed us not to talk about details of the case while it's going on. So I ain't.

I was somewhat pleased that when we were swearing in, they had the option of being "affirmed" rather than using some dopey book (i.e. the Koran, Talmud, Christian Bible, Green Eggs and Ham etc.)

There is formal acknowledgement that those books have no moral significance to many people in our society. About half the people I observed went the affirmed route.

I'm sure it would have been more using "holy" books decades ago. Things are going in the right direction as far as that.
 
The case has a female judge. She wants me.

The defendant is a female too. Same deal there.

Wants me.
 
RogueJuror
do they make you promise not to talk about it and such?
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When I was a juror a few years back, I would not talk about the case with anybody outside the court room during the trial. My wife was furious with me for not sharing the details with her. Was I in the wrong?
 
yes, so what happens if you do? ooh we're so proper. justice means so much to us.
shouldn't we be harassing some innocent Africanamericans or bombing some poor country?
 
mcbaseball10
When I was a juror a few years back, I would not talk about the case with anybody outside the court room during the trial. My wife was furious with me for not sharing the details with her. Was I in the wrong?
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Not really. You were doing what you were supposed to do according to the job. You were being conscientious.

People just needs to chill out. People get themselves so twisted into knots with impatience. Furious? :common:

I can imagine some spouses playing the there-should-be-no-secrets-in-marriage card.

That would be stupid IMO. Just chill.


Having said all that, if I hang out with Jenny this weekend, I will probably blab everything. (And I will be wrong to.)
 
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