Meet my crazy neighbour

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she sounds like she needs a good rough fucking matty

get to work on that
 
I wonder why she was fired?

I don't think ducking and running away from every male reflects well on your character when you have to meet with management, HR, customers, or roughly 50% of mankind.

I could be wrong.
 
global sex ratio at birth is estimated at 107 boys to 100 girls

:hmm:
 
Gaddamn it.

Told the woman that if she ever runs into the neighbour while carrying babay, tell her it's a girl. Jeanne Louise.
 
With a schizophrenic mind you don't know how they are going to twist it, could very well harm a girl to "save her" and prevent her from being a victim. Just as likely.
 
I think Marty now realizes that the neighbor must die!
 
Hoping she starts yelling out death threats that my iPhone can pick up on.

I still feel bad for her but I don't need this shit.
 
Yeah you can't play nice with that kind of shit

Next thing you know she's screaming and scaring the living shit out of minimatty fuck that
 
Walking home from work yesterday, I hear her screams in the distance. Dozens of neighbours who live in the townhomes at ground level are looking up towards her 22nd floor balcony. She's out on the balcony, yelling at the wind. I stop in front of a young group of Asians.

Me - That's my next-door neighbour. She yells like that several times a week.
Asian neighbour #1 - Oh man. What's wrong with her.
Me - She's schizophrenic.
Asian neighbour #2 - What's that?
Me - She's crazy.
Asian neighbour #3 - I think she's gonna jump.
Me - Nah. She just likes to yell.

Today she left a big box of garbage in front of the door to the garbage chute.

Good times.
 
Not even being funny here. Next time you're there and she starts up call the police, say you don't know this lady but it sounds like she's going to jump to her death. Just a thought, I'd think if she can learn from anything popo pounding at her door might ring a bell. She'd hate you but it sounds to me like the goal here is not making a friend, it's creating space from you and yours.
 
The popo's been here before, there's not much they can do. She hasn't been violent towards anyone. Her mind is just gone.
 
Holy frig, Machu. There's got to be a way to get rid of her. Excessive noise complaints should do the trick.......... If she's renting. Ever think about leaving some antifree... Forget it. Let's not go there.