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MrMonkey
I think Tomato is wanting to be a quality teacher! Tomato, possibly with this girl quiz her casually and see if her parents belong to the NRA or own guns! I mean if the parent writes a note like that to you ...... then the kid probably is left unattended!

Probably out in the woods or wherever smoking and hanging with boys and .........

Girl: "that Mr Tomato is a bastard!"
Boy: "what's he doing to you?"
Girl: Lies out of her mouth!
2nd Boy: "that MFer!"
Girl: "you guys want to see something"
Excited Boys: nodding heads in unison!
Girl: "you know I always wanted to shoot one of my dad's guns."
1st Boy: "your dad has guns"
Girl: "Yes. God I hate Mr. Tomato!!"
1st Boy: "what a POS."
2nd Boy: "that bastard deserves to die!"
Girl: "I got to go home."
1st Boy: "you want to show us something?"
Girl: "sorry, I gotta go!"

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Hopefully that's all?

PS And please no comments from the peanut gallery on how I ended up as an adult! Remember, MrsM and I balance each other out!
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I like tomato. Posts once and never comes back to thread.
 
Saulty
I like tomato. Posts once and never comes back to thread.
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Also doesn't answer questions.

Probably only because he can't see our raised hands.
 
reno cool
yeah I got that Matty. :up:
but people are cockroaches and so are their kids, maybe fuck em :dunno:
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yeah fuk gvmt fuk the cockroaches too

we need to invent some sort of micro revolutions :hmm:

we will figure it reno

rastamandita leningrad style!!!

 
MrMonkey
I think Tomato is wanting to be a quality teacher! Tomato, possibly with this girl quiz her casually and see if her parents belong to the NRA or own guns! I mean if the parent writes a note like that to you ...... then the kid probably is left unattended!

Probably out in the woods or wherever smoking and hanging with boys and .........

Girl: "that Mr Tomato is a bastard!"
Boy: "what's he doing to you?"
Girl: Lies out of her mouth!
2nd Boy: "that MFer!"
Girl: "you guys want to see something"
Excited Boys: nodding heads in unison!
Girl: "you know I always wanted to shoot one of my dad's guns."
1st Boy: "your dad has guns"
Girl: "Yes. God I hate Mr. Tomato!!"
1st Boy: "what a POS."
2nd Boy: "that bastard deserves to die!"
Girl: "I got to go home."
1st Boy: "you want to show us something?"
Girl: "sorry, I gotta go!"

thats_all_folks_small.jpg


Hopefully that's all?

PS And please no comments from the peanut gallery on how I ended up as an adult! Remember, MrsM and I balance each other out!
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awesome, you coulda been an A student as creative writing major!!!!
 
Crazy Girl: "OMG this class is crazy"

Tomato: "Wow, that's ironic"

Crazy Girl: "You're ironic!"

....

(Crazy Girl goes to her English teacher)

Crazy Girl: Mr. Tomato said it was "ironic" when I called the class crazy, what does that mean?

(English Teacher starts cracking up to the point of tears)
 
MrMonkey
When you break Tomato's post down, it's all the PARENTS fault which causes chaos to trickle down! This might not be 1970 but absolute no DISCIPLINE taught to the kids by the parents! The parents always seem now-a-days to take their child's side! So the kid knows he/she can get away with almost everything! Good teachers are left with hands tied!

If my dad was told I did something wrong, couple smacks across the head! Then maybe if found out I didn't do it, "well that was for the next time." LOL now but not then! Or if in Tomato's case then maybe my mom would try to help me out with the difficulty I was having in learning my math!

Right now pay structure IMO is enough in NJ for sure! Good teachers might be slightly underpaid but bad teachers are way overpaid! Has to do partially with what I stated above! The PARENTS! So why should teachers beat their heads against the blackboard and buck the system! So let the kid advance without really learning what is required of them!

Plus once you get tenure in NJ like I stated before you have it made cause their no balance and checks on teachers to do their job! Do I think it the teachers fault, mostly not but if you flunk too many students the administrators then go to the teacher and ask "what's your problem here." Remember, those administrators are PARENTS also!
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Tomato I'm pretty sure they will be thrilled to have the person who designed the school and made sure it doesn't fall on their heads to teach math without taking the test.
 
Saulty
Tomato I'm pretty sure they will be thrilled to have the person who designed the school and made sure it doesn't fall on their heads to teach math without taking the test.
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Understanding mathematics is only about 3% of the necessary skills you need to teach mathematics to adolescents.
 
Tomato what do I need to be a geography teacher?
 
Tomato
Understanding mathematics is only about 3% of the necessary skills you need to teach mathematics to adolescents.
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I have a minor in mathematics. Have you ever taken the structural engineering exam to become licensed? I'm pretty sure it's harder than a math test.
 
RogueJuror
Tomato what do I need to be a geography teacher?
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They don't even teach Geography in schools anymore. Funding has been cut.

I asked a kid where Michigan was on a map and they pointed to Nevada.

You could get a degree in it but it would be as worthless as a Psychology degree as there are no jobs out there for it.
 
Tomato
They don't even teach Geography in schools anymore. Funding has been cut.

I asked a kid where Michigan was on a map and they pointed to Nevada.
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At least they were in the USA. My wife can't find Colombia.
 
Saulty
Tomato tell her parents to send her to Kumon.
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Haha used to work at a few Kumons back in the day.

Some very brainy children indeed...
 
rito
At least they were in the USA. My wife can't find Colombia.
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It was a US map though so options were already eliminated
 
Most kids in foreign countries learn Geography from watching the World Cup.
 
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