Weird Day. Just Hear Me Out

Juror do you think anyone would ever burn my house down? Or should I just ask Fiveteamer?
 
Ok then Blitty, give me the low-down.
1) What do you do for a living?
2) Where are you in nyc?
3) what plays do you like?
4) where did you go to college?
5) how old are you?
if yuo were dying and could fuck one more person on earth, no consequences male or female dead or alive who would it be?
CaliGirl was curious and asked some specific questions here pal.

?) I'm from the orange county coastal region.
4) I went to Cal State Fullerton. I play ice hockey in NYC.
2) I live in the east Village.
?) I'd bang Kris Kardashian.

Blitty you forgot to answer questions:
1) What do you do for a living?
3) what plays do you like?
5) how old are you?

Nows your chance to clear things up kid.

By the answers you gave one could come to the conclusion that you don't have a job, never seen a play and do not want to disclose your age.
 
Pardon me if I am being simple-minded here but I think she is too far away. Like way too far away.

not as far as you think sir......
 
I think I "met" the girl of my dreams. No seriously. I was on Facebook today and responded to a friends post. This response elicited a response from this girl that elicited 20 more responses. This led to her adding me as a friend and her and I talking for 2 hours. Yes, she has seen pics of me. Yes she is 24. yes she is super cute. I truly mean super cute. Problem. She lives in New Jersey. I share this because I have been in Vegas for over a year and all the tail out here is prime, but this girl hit me right away. I must be losing my fucking mind. Okay, go ahead and start the jokes. I am ready for the pain.

:lmao:

miss you brah
 
I just spent 45 minutes reading this thread and it was actually enjoyable. The banter back and forth between 15 posters had a really cool flow to it.

Cali, as nuts as it sounds, it would be in the very least memorable if we met. We are close in distance and before I leave the east coast again, I would love to meet up for coffee or a drink.

You can reach me at 315-224-5028. Yeah, I am putting my phone number on here. I am serious in wanting to meet up.

Throw me a text.
 
Keep trying Casper, would look bad on your Trim Slayer resume if this one got away.
 
Everything doesn't always have to be about trim slaying. They could just grab some gelato and talk about the eurozone or some shit.