I Don’t Do Math Because It Hurts My Heart
I think I "met" the girl of my dreams. No seriously. I was on Facebook today and responded to a friends post. This response elicited a response from this girl that elicited 20 more responses. This led to her adding me as a friend and her and I talking for 2 hours. Yes, she has seen pics of me. Yes she is 24. yes she is super cute. I truly mean super cute. Problem. She lives in New Jersey. I share this because I have been in Vegas for over a year and all the tail out here is prime, but this girl hit me right away. I must be losing my fucking mind. Okay, go ahead and start the jokes. I am ready for the pain.