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Movie Talk - 7/21/11

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I hate movies like Horrible Bosses where you have to just sit there and suffer, at least alot of bad movies give you a chuckle because they are so bad.

"Must be weird not having anyone cum on ya." (Showgirls)

"I said, put the bunny back in the box ..." (Con Air)

"I love you. I really love you."

- "Ditto."

Ghost (1990)
 
gregm
Great stuff Mr. Bread. I love these reviews. Good lord, did someone take that picture of you after going to Lincoln lawyer and Horrible bosses, did you just come out of a double feature. That took alot of guts to sit through that.

If you can sit through those I would love to see your reviews of some truly awful films like Die hard dracula, lawnmower man 2 beyond cyberspace, tony blair witch project, hercules in new york, or Night of the lepus with the killer bunnies.

The strangest one I ever saw was Stay hungry , I was pretty hungover but it its a film about Schwarzenegger, mountain folk and has a scene where bodybuilders all get out in the street and start posing ,like a bodybuilder riot. Mr Pec-tacular!!

Keep a database of these bad lines for further use.


THE MOVIE: Pearl Harbor (2001)
THE LINE

Rafe: “You’re so beautiful it hurts.”
Evelyn: “It’s your nose that hurts.”
Rafe: “I think it’s my heart.”

3. The Wicker Man (2006) “No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!”

She’s All That (1999) The Scene: Laney (Rachael Leigh Cook) is on the receiving end of the makeover of a lifetime, transforming her from meek geek to high-school hottie.

THE LINE: ”I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

A cry in the dark

THE DINGO DID EAT MY BABY!

Ever After

”A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”

As we both know, the greatest is Gigli when Jennifer Lopez points between her legs and says to Ben Affleck,

"It's turkey time! Gobble, gobble, gobble!"

Hollywood magic!
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Oh, man. Night of the Lepus is fucking awesome.

First time I saw it, I was tripping on acid. I could not stop laughing.
 
Bread
OK just watched this. Is this for real? 1972...so is it like those old Saturday afternoon horror specials with the giant spiders and scary sea mutants etc?
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OMG. No! If you're scared of giant spiders and scary sea mutants, how are you gonna feel when you see a giant bunny rabbit running through the streets and toppling houses? Wow.
 
Bread
Lincoln Lawyer - I know you get what you deserve when you rent a Matthew McConaughey movie. That's why I keep watching these things. I love this guy in all of his horrible splendor. But jeez, hopefully they can at least keep me awake.

Fortunately he was able to meet his contracted quota of at least one shirtless scene in every movie. And I know what you're wondering - Why is he called the Lincoln Lawyer? Does he live in a town called Lincoln? Does he defend Abe Lincoln?? No. He drives a Lincoln. And at no point does his car intersect with the plot at all. Bravo :clap:
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For the record, I haven't seen the movie or the trailers for this, but I have to imagine this is a failure of the marketing department if you didn't know what the title of the movie implied. The movie is based on one of several books by a good crime writing author named Michael Connelly. They are very enjoyable reads about a lawyer who doesn't work out of an office but instead is driven around in a Lincoln.

Why I have yet to see the movie even though I like the books is I cannot stand McConaughey and from your review it seems like I am not missing much.


Bread
Pee Wee's Big Adventure - Solid, solid, solid fuckin' movie. Has it all.
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Agreed this is a classic. Every time I see it's on, I cannot help but watch.
 
RayRay
been catching up on a tv show called Life that was out for 2 seasons... bout a cop who was framed by other cops and spent 12yrs in prison...got out and the state gave him his detective job back and 50million and he basically tries to figure out who framed him...he solves a few cases here and there too.
has this hot motherfucker in it too...sarah shahi...
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Yeah I liked this show and was bummed out when it was not renewed. Sarah Shahi is defintely hot as hell. The only part of the series I didn't like is when Shahi was pregnant in real life, so they minimized her part in the show to hide it.
 
I remember reviewing Casablanca at gamelive and I looked it up. It was May of last year:



Casablanca (1942) - Very good movie. It is often mentioned in discussions of the greatest movie of all time. Currently it is #13 at imdb. I am less enthusiastic than that but I give it a 7.49 out of 10 which is high for me.



It has many great quotes. Here are some:



Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.



Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.



Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.



Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many a friend in Casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.
 
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