Dear CaliGirl

[Bread]

Cali, write back and ask him to meet you out for drinks. Hilarity shall ensue.

 

[Virtuoso]

Who Virtuoso?

no bateman you dumb fuck

 

[Jello]

Virtuoso, Daft really had you pegged wrong.

I'm going to apologize, on his behalf.

 

[stevek173]

no bateman you dumb fuck

Oh my bad cheeseballs

 

[reno cool]

And the emails have gotten to the point of harassment. Both in quantity and in content. He cussed me out in one from yesterday. Then a few hour later was trying to get me to come over and bring friends.

thats's Patty




not to be confused with Patty Venditto/yellowfist

 

[CaliGirlNY]

wait so he isnt who is says he is?

 

[rito]

There are 2 SBR pattys

Patty Venditto and Patty Bateman.

Venditto is a degenerate gambler but he is harmless. Bateman is the fucking psychopath.

 

[Badnina]

who does he say he is?

 

[wal66]

Come on Durito, no doubt Bateman is off his rocker but we don't know for a 100% certainty that she would end up in hacked into pieces and stuffed in garbage bags.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Come on Durito, no doubt Bateman is off his rocker but we don't know for a 100% certainty that she would end up in hacked into pieces and stuffed in garbage bags.

if i end up like this, will someone please come to my apartment and remove the red jewelry box from my dresser before my parents get here.... oh and the shoe box under my bed.

 

[Matty]

if i end up like this, will someone please come to my apartment and remove the red jewelry box from my dresser before my parents get here.... oh and the shoe box under my bed.

DIBS

 

[rito]

whats in the jewelry box

 

[Blitty]

whats in the jewelry box

Meth and butt plugs?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Meth and butt plugs?

not meth. but close guess.

shoe box under bed is full of sex toys.

 

[Oksana]

Come on Durito, no doubt Bateman is off his rocker but we don't know for a 100% certainty that she would end up in hacked into pieces and stuffed in garbage bags.

We only don't know this with 100% certainty because the people we know who were brave enough to meet him wisely travelled in a pack and met him in a public place.

The guy is a wingnut.

 

[Tron]

Cali, I rattled the shit out of that clown which lead to his demise at SBR.

Nice work, Duecer.

 

[wal66]

We only don't know this with 100% certainty because the people we know who were brave enough to meet him wisely travelled in a pack and met him in a public place.

The guy is a wingnut.

Fine then, you 2 are pals now, what say you convince her to meet the guy and see which one of us is closest to being right. Let's make it interesting and put a lil wager on it. If he chops her into shark bait I'll get you that IPad you want so bad and if he doesn't go to that extreme I get the pic I want.

 

[MrX]

shoe box under bed is full of sex toys.

We knew this, and it was funnier when left unsaid.