CaliGirl's Match.com Escapades

blitty. this already exists. just face the music sweetheart, I win nyc. deal with it. you only need 4 more years.
 
Sweety, don't you know anything about men? He is just yanking your chain right now just to rile you up.
 
Sweety, don't you know anything about men? He is just yanking your chain right now just to rile you up.

Nina knows what's up.

Nina, you might have to teach her some life lessons. She reminds me of myself when I first turned 21.
 
online dating is too much work. pretty much a slight better than looking up dates on craigslist. at least with craigslist, you know the price

I really wish since you only posted once every month you had something better to say than this. Common you weirdo.


Cali...beat Blitty and beat him bad. Keep at him hun. This is a mismatch. Loving it. xoxoxo
 
Blitty really had her wound up.

I think if Oxy had been here, might have been a peace out cub scout meltdown part II
 
I really wish since you only posted once every month you had something better to say than this. Common you weirdo.


Cali...beat Blitty and beat him bad. Keep at him hun. This is a mismatch. Loving it. xoxoxo

this cgnj v. blitty is good times

the should have fucked

too much tension
 
Fucking is weird. I mean really. Think about it.

Bay Bud can I get an amen?
 
kato - i wasn't attracted to him in that way.
archie - yeah it bugs me to be called bridge and tunnel when i lived in nyc longer than blitty. its not even a contest, but he seems to think so.

back to match.com.... i met tis guy sat night who got my bff JL and me into The Box (where we hung out with Russel Brand) and we were very into each other. Then in conversation he says he has two daughter who live with their mom in NJ. and I say "wait, are you married?" and he gets thi "oh shit" look and goes "well... yeah... but i come into the city on the weekends for fun". i just looked at him and said "why do i always attract the unavailable men???" and that was the end of that... well except that he bought us another bottle of Dom P. and brought out blow on the table. then tried to get JL and I to go back to his apartment at the Plaza. Oh let me mention, this wasn't a stranger. JL knows him through our mutual friend Jenna. I had just never met him before. luckily one of his other friends was way cute too and he gave me his number... not to sure if I should call... I love champagne and blow and parties, hard to get into night life and celebrities... but not sure that's what I want out of dating someone. who the fuck am I kidding?? YES IT IS.

On the other hand, I have no plans today and am lounging by the pool already. going to work on weeding out there 60 e-mails on match.com and replying to a few while I tan.
 
Women get a ridiculous amount of emails on dating sites, reno

Cali, why did he give you his number instead of him getting your number?

Small detail but I'm bored and curious.
 
b/c he's a playa Daft.
He's got the blow and Don P.
 
Women get a ridiculous amount of emails on dating sites, reno

Cali, why did he give you his number instead of him getting your number?

Small detail but I'm bored and curious.

The force is strong with you pal. This is good cop work. Seriously.

I have no plans today
You're not using the vag?
You will regret this when you're 45, trust me.

Get out there and use that thang, pal.
 
I'm not talking about that guy, Senco

Did you read all of her post?
 
kato - i wasn't attracted to him in that way.
archie - yeah it bugs me to be called bridge and tunnel when i lived in nyc longer than blitty. its not even a contest, but he seems to think so.

back to match.com.... i met tis guy sat night who got my bff JL and me into The Box (where we hung out with Russel Brand) and we were very into each other. Then in conversation he says he has two daughter who live with their mom in NJ. and I say "wait, are you married?" and he gets thi "oh shit" look and goes "well... yeah... but i come into the city on the weekends for fun". i just looked at him and said "why do i always attract the unavailable men???" and that was the end of that... well except that he bought us another bottle of Dom P. and brought out blow on the table. then tried to get JL and I to go back to his apartment at the Plaza. Oh let me mention, this wasn't a stranger. JL knows him through our mutual friend Jenna. I had just never met him before. luckily one of his other friends was way cute too and he gave me his number... not to sure if I should call... I love champagne and blow and parties, hard to get into night life and celebrities... but not sure that's what I want out of dating someone. who the fuck am I kidding?? YES IT IS. On the other hand, I have no plans today and am lounging by the pool already. going to work on weeding out there 60 e-mails on match.com and replying to a few while I tan.

yes I did.
Daft, have you ever broke out a pile of blow or flashed a wad of bills to keep a young girl interested?
 
Senco, no.

I've never had blow or a wad of bills.

I've held my own in the female department without those things but I imagine blow and heaps of cash go a long way with the super hot, super young crowd.