When all else fails....

[Cougar Bait]

RayRay that snake was not what mine looked like, I'd probably not have poked around at that guy too much.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Good answer, from someone that doesn't live there.


Cougaaaaaaaaaaaay!

U silly cunt.

I suppose, but he asked for our advice.

 

[roguejuror]

get an asian

 

[Tron]

Plommmmmmaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

12 gauge.

Fuck it.

Probably built its nest there too.

 

[RayRay]

lolz mf, was my dads first response too... too much valuable shit where he is...right by the up and down ac's and outside fuse box

Smarmy says its a big garter snake and after looking at a bunch of pics, i agree... just the biggest one ive ever seen though and the level of fear is still just as high...still aint going near it :donthinkso:

 

[roguejuror]

it's still there?

 

[PuckOff]

Get some lighter fluid and set it on fire. Or do what Cami suggested and get the shovel and cut it's head off.

 

[mrquincy]

Fashion one or both of these and the problem will be dealt with.

 

[RayRay]

my plan of attack today is to make some noise out by the pool pumps...possible get him to come out of the crack where he has been staying and get him to camp out on the concrete like the other day.... put a ladder up on the other side of the fence and come at him from above with either the shovel or a real long piece of pvc that i have... call me a pussy, i can live with that

 

[Saulty]

Get some lighter fluid and set it on fire. Or do what Cami suggested and get the shovel and cut it's head off.

I think someone tried this before but the snake went into the house after being set on fire and burned down his own house.

 

[Blitty]

Throw water on him or BB gun.

 

[RayRay]

dont see him hanging out today... ive killed most of the grass and stuff in that little area , there cant be much for him to feed on...hope he left.

 

[roguejuror]

lol

[LIVELEAK]cec_1361504239[/LIVELEAK]

 

[Cami]

HE DOES NOT GIVE A TWO SHIT FLYING FUCK!!
not a fuck given by this one!
this kid.

Those are some pretty docile snakes!

 

[RayRay]

still there... he stayed away while i weedwhacked that area...he has a living quarters underneath the concrete...his hole is between the concrete and fence to the left of house...its about an inch wide and when i looked over the top of the fence, his head was sticking out....i got the shovel about a foot over his head and could still see his tongue flickering before i brought the hammer down...no clue at all if i hit him or if he ducked into the hole without getting hit...i hit down there a few times...

anyways, i threw down some snake away stuff (naphthalene) and maybe if i didnt clip him with the shovel, that shit will get him/them to leave the area...the smell is supposed to be unbearable for them

hey, im bored

 

[roguejuror]

still there...

let's name him

 

[PuckOff]

Blackie
Jake
Rene
Claude
Horny