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im not gay but
 
this happened in central america something like 16-18 years ago

i was going to a dance club with a few people, and those people were gonna come with a few friends and we would meet up outside and then go in as a big group was the plan, it was a popular joint in a giant warehouse in a ghetto-y area, down there popular means any and all rich and poor - no discrimination like the fancy rich kids style clubs, so we're outside and we start buying beer from the street vendors killing time while everybody comes, then comes another group and with them there was a tranny, in a dress, but not like those cutie tranny that might fool you, it was readily apparent it was a guy, memory is fuzzy but maybe with a clear linear mark of where the beard grows, back then in poor countries it wasn't as common for hormone injections and all the modern stuff, all cool and all - nobody said anything or made any facial remarks, everybody is introducing themselves and or greeting and I compliment her on her dress and she gives me a big smile, it was a nice dress and it fit her well, yall know me I'm always friendly and attentive, so we keep drinking outside till we finally go in a big group

so a few hours later as the night goes by, after beers going down and mixing it with rum drinks I start to get more than tipsy, I was pretty drunk, which is rare for me to lose control when I'm with people I don't know or trust, but at the time Kenny was my sidekick and he was with me there so I was loose with the drinks, one of the times I go to the bathroom the tranny followed me and I didn't know she was walking behind me, the bathroom was one of those old style wall length urinals without any separations, yall remember when those were popular, so I start pissing and I sense and see someone get real close next to me, and yall know the rule you never get so close to another dude while pissing, and I turn my head sideways in a alcohol induced delayed reaction and I see the tranny, I don't react but I see the tranny pull up her dress and takes out her peen to piss, like a dude, and I look down and I see the peen, like right there the protagonist, and she tells me "now you have seen mine now I have to see yours" and leans her head towards my groin, but I was mid stream, the moment the piss is pissing out strongest, I couldn't just pause or yank away, so I was just there and had to let her appreciate a view of my pantanal brown anaconda, I mean what else could I have done kato, I don't remember well but I guess she complimented me or something but I had no interest and scurried out quickly, a while later when we were getting ready leave she started insisting to go in the car I was riding in, like a few times insisting until I shut her down telling her we were going to the opposite direction of her or something like that, I don't remember if I was mean or nice

a few years later Kenny got convicted of murdering his gay lover: https://www.gamelive.com/threads/sandinista-national-liberation-front.21334/post-645030
 
I have no moments that stick out as "wow that was trending towards homoerotic." I've been to a gay bar or two, always with other straight peeps and always because they were the least busy and they sell alcohol too.

One time with Blitty and Bread and Caspy I went to a bathroom in a dive bar downtown. The single user bathroom was unlocked (despite having a lock) and i opened the door and did the "oops, sorry." Apparently i lingered a bit too long because the dude who was pissing made a point of coming to where we were sitting to ask "YOU GET A GOOD LOOK, BRO?"

Is it weird that I dont have more gay stuff in my past? Im not a homophobe... it doesn't interest me at all, but should it? Or should it have at some point? Or will it at some point? Am I just a vanilla sex guy? Oh well.
 
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