UFC Rio - What I would've played

[Cougar Bait]

Yeah Palhares was actually just tired from beating Miller silly during round 2.

I actually laughed a bit at that.

 

[Immortality]

Not reading the thread as I will watch the rest of the fights later but I did see the Silva fight. What a joke that fight was. Okami knocked down by a job. Then it looked to me like he couldn't wait until he got hit again so he could lay down and quit and cash the paycheck. What a joke fight that was.

Only other fight I saw was Forest getting knocked out. Not a fan of his so that brought a smile to my face.

 

[Immortality]

Was there a better knockout on the card than this one from the Chelsea soccer game earlier?

 

[roguejuror]

oooohhh nasty

 

[Bread]

Forrest also got KO'd by a weird jab. A falling back jab.

Blah.

Meaning Forrest when he fought Anderson.

 

[MrMonkey]

Bread, what was the final tally for you?

 

[Bread]

I would've lost several hundred. Again.

 

[MrMonkey]

I would've lost several hundred. Again.

Then in a weird way everything worked out well last night!

Did the night end with any SNUGGLING?

 

[Bread]

No I passed out on the Fun Room floor with my contacts in.

 

[MrMonkey]

No I passed out on the Fun Room floor with my contacts in.

What about the contacts thing! Seriously what supposedly is the bad thing bout leaving them in?

 

[Bread]

They adhere to your eyeballs and hurt like hell taking them out.

 

[MrMonkey]

They adhere to your eyeballs and hurt like hell taking them out.

Sincerely sorry to hear that!

 

[Immortality]

No I passed out on the Fun Room floor with my contacts in.

Figured you passed out in a hurry. One minute you were power posting and then you were gone.

 

[Bread]

It was for the best. I was starting to get into super obnoxious mode.

Nobody wins when that happens.

Morty did you win anything on fights? You mighta told me last night but ...

 

[Immortality]

Morty did you win anything on fights? You mighta told me last night but ...

No I forgot to make any bets before I left for the night. I still have yet to watch the other fights so I have no idea if I would of done well or not.

 

[Bread]

Congrats to Luiz Cane on being the only Brazilian guy fighting a non-Brazilian to lose in front of his home fans. To some Russian guy nobody has heard of, no less. Loser!

And how do you have an event in Rio showcasing the best of Brazil and not one single submission finish? Strange.